Mr Boffin

Noddy, or Nick Boffin. Dustman. Lives with my dear wife Henerietty the Fashionable. Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF

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@OMF_MrsBoffin and I intend to spend the remainder of our days window shopping. #happilyeverafter #dickenshappyending #omftweets

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Enjoying poor @OMF_Wegg's dressing-down. @OMF_Rokesmith's pent-up rage is irrepressible and @OMF_Sloppy's mischief is on point.#omftweets

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I not only have brass underneath my silver plating, @OMF_Wegg , I am truly golden gold at heart. #omftweets

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Proud to declare I am actually not a miser! The comedy is over. @OMF_Bella 's education and reformation are complete. #omftweets

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Playing at being worrited at @OMF_Wegg the one-legged man's revolution. @OMF_WeggLeg #omfweets

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It's a good thing to think well of others, and to be thought well of by others. Story of the Dickensian hero's live - Oliver, David, Pip.

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@OMF_MrsBoffin and I are eating our muffins and ham, keeping our silence at the sycophants - @OMF_AlfLammle @OMF_Sophronia #omftweets

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@OMF_Bella: me a Monster, a Duck and a Demon?! Do I deserve this after showing @OMF_Rokesmith you are worth more than £ s. d.? #omftweets

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Mew, quack-quack, bow-wow-wow! Adding to my repertoire of insults for nasties obsessed with my golden dust. #BaseAnimalTongues. #omftweets

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The Golden Dustman's finest performance yet. Righting @OMF_Bella.(psst...the taming of the shrew- but who's real the drama mama?) #omftweets

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Deeply saddened by @OMF_Wegg alliterative insults: me a foxey old grasper and griper, a grunter and grinder. #niceguysfinishfirst #omftweets

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Hiding behind @OMF_Venus ' alligator, keeping head well behind its smile to observe @OMF_Wegg 's villainy. #FeelsLikePolonius #omftweets

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Hanging out @OMF_Venus with the present company -preserved frogs, human miscellanies, the French gentleman and big-headed babies. #omftweets

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Keen for my Miser Lit reading group with @OMF_Wegg , @OMF_Venus and @OMF_WeggLeg #omftweets

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Book-shopping with the lovely @OMF_Bella for books about misers. Heard of a good one by Mr. Dickens about a man named Scrooge. #omftweets

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@OMF_MrsBoffin Let's throw off our old selves and put on our new selves as man and woman of property! #goinformoney #omftweets

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@OMF_Betty This woman fends perfectly for herself. She wants no patronage. #omftweets

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Goodbye John Harmon, Hello @OMF_Sloppy ! #wantnoprettyorphans #thisisnotolivertwist @OMF_MrsBoffin @OMF_Betty @OMF_Bella #omftweets

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@OMF_MrsBoffin @OMF_Bella We "charmingly vulgar"? Really? @omftweets

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@OMF_MrsBoffin We are the mistress and master of two clever and worthy servants. @OMF_Rokesmith @OMF_Wegg #omftweets