Young Gentleman

Young gentleman with a lumpy forehead and an excellent sense of humour. Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF.

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

My twin brother and I land our own chatshow, titled "One Lump or Two". #omfcounterfactuals

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

Just kidding, it was me, @OMF_Lumpy all along! What a jolly April gag. Aren't I funny chaps? ... Er, CHAPS? *sobs* *runs away from Twitter*

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

I hate a fool. I hope you will not prove one, @OMF_Venus. I've known a workshop like yours burn down in a fire. Not the Great Fire, mind.

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

When we lived at Henley, Barnes's gander was stole by tinkers, although I've got my eye on @OMF_Wegg as well.

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

You can't make a head and brains out of a brass knob with nothing in it, ain't that right @OMF_Bradley?

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

Bring @OMF_Rokesmith for'ard, and I'll chuck him out o' winder!

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

I see that Dicks's stomach isn't too proud to add me to his latest tome. I'll be joining the @OMF_Boffin establishment as a window analyser.

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

Humiliation of Podsnap's too great. Will never speak again. French tweeting emphatically not for me. #shamespirals #aurevoirTwitter

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

.@OMF_Frenchman ESKER

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

*cough cough*

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

.@omf_frenchman ESKER

[Young Gentleman @OMF_Lumpy]

*clears throat*