Foreign Gentleman

Talked at from a great height by @OMF_MrPodsnap Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

Oh bon! I will be able to acheter some cigarettes sur le bateau! #cecinestpasunepipe #cestunecigarette

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

I must practise mon anglais. Will there be saucisse on a stick? I must trouver mon cravate #pretamanger #pretaporter https://t.co/DEKGyrKJVu

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

Flaubert cannot go as 'ee 'az une rendez-vous avec Mme Bovary. Ah! I must préparer pour mon voyage #DutyFree https://t.co/D6M06VfuU0

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

Oh la! Mon ami Flaubert 'as given me une invitation à Londres from our mutual ami Sharl Dee-kins! I shall be at the Fête de Tweets le samedi

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@DickensDay_UK @DickensOMF I shall bring my 'orse...

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

Paris, Paris, Paris! Of such grandeur that it is ze same word in all ze languages!

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_Sophronia * Thinks * Who is that femme over there? *Chews saucisse on a stick *

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap And ozer countries?

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap Of a 'orse?

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap Mais - what are tokenz?

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap Mais yees; I know eem

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_Lumpy Est-ce que?... Quoi?...

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap Ah! Qu'est-ce qu'il m'a dit?! Monsieur, mon anglais est très simple

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap Er, non... * Thinks * Paris est la nation la plus grande - reetch et large - of ze earth!

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap Mais j'aime bien Londres! * Thinks * Not as good as Paris, Paris, Paris! Ze best contree on ze earth!

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap @OMF_Veneering Pleased to meet wiz you, monsieur.

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap @OMF_MrsPodsnap @OMF_Georgiana I 'av ze 'horror - non pardon!, honour - of meeting with you. Your 'ouse is so... large

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

I must practise mon anglais with ze other guests. * Sees food * Ah! Saucisse on a stick, mon favourite! Prêt-à-manger!

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

Finalement! Found @OMF_MrPodsnap's maison. He must be so reetch! * Looks through window * The furniture is so... large...

[Foreign Gentleman @OMF_Frenchman]

@OMF_MrPodsnap Ah! People everywhere - partout dans les rues! Londres is tellement grand!