BAAAANDAR 🐒

Im here to bore you.

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@PhupphoKiBeti are you up?

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If you were a burger at mcdonalds youd be called McUgly

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Attention chaheyay mujhay

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I am talking to the walls

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Aik toh bc poora din parho aur aglay din sara bhool jata ha

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Yaaar yea medical admission laynay ka kiss nay kaha tha

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Cows are cute

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Hello guis

[Zara @TheMalkani]

Skin itni oily hai k America interested ho gaya hai.

[Zara @TheMalkani]

Teenday khanay se acha hai insaan dhokha kha le.

[SadSaad @itsSafayyyhere]

Teacher=1
Me=0

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My qari sahab https://t.co/OgWPPwK94C

[dheetlarki @dheetlarki05]

Who thinks chashmish girls are cute and sexy too?

[Maaz Ul Haq 🇵🇰 @Maazulhaq17]

The Chinese obsession for making
fake products is their revenge on the rest
of the world for making
fake Chinese food.

[Mussab Tariq @Mussab_Tariq]

Barsaat kay Mosam mein
4 Feet pani mein
Pakoron ka samaan layny aya
Zaleel ho kar Ghar wapis aya

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Bik gai hai gormint

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Barish kay baaad habaas toh essay hota hai jessay pata nahi kya ho

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@_aishleena

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Pyaaray bachoon. Kiwi kya hai?
Kiwi toh aik parinda hai

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Pyaray bachoon