elba

menace to society. temptress to your heart. ♐♉️♐️. she is the example.

[elba @omfgitselba]

please don’t hit me, i don’t know how insurance works.

[elba @omfgitselba]

i’m ready to jump off that cliff

[elba @omfgitselba]

ok but will your man switch birthdays with you so you can have your dream summer birthday party????? i’m getting pregnant after this summer i swear 😫😫😫

[elba @omfgitselba]

i cut my man’s toenails when he sleeps for night shift. and he still won’t give me a baby 😡

[elba @omfgitselba]

i am so in love with my man, i can’t wait to have his kids 😫😫

[elba @omfgitselba]

i can’t wait to die lol.

[elba @omfgitselba]

i really can’t catch a break 🫩

[elba @omfgitselba]

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[elba @omfgitselba]

i love being at home with my man 💛💛

[Hala 🕊️ @Mi__oOo2]

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[elba @omfgitselba]

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[elba @omfgitselba]

took a molly last night and promptly fell asleep. is this what 28 is 😭

[elba @omfgitselba]

the universe is not nice.

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[sad @lonesfeels]

find someone who knows how to love you when you're sad

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MEGAN THEE STALLION