Amanda D

place clever stolen quote here

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Doctor: You have Tom Jones Syndrome

Me: Is that common?

Doctor: It's not unusual

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

annual check-in for my life’s greatest achievement.

[Josh Zilberberg @joshzilbs]

I can relate to planet earth because I am also constantly spiraling, and while I am getting slightly hotter every year, I’m also becoming significantly more unstable, and that’s because of all the trash I deal with

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

😭😭💕💕

[Nathan Coleman @NateTWN]

After being told, "If they're humans, we have busses to go get them. If they're dogs, it is what it is," Lisa Parsons ran through bushes all the way from Larry Uteck to Pampered Paws Inn to rescue 18 dogs. I'll have her story coming up @weathernetwork #TantallonFire

[WaterfrontMdaHfx @HfxMda]

(Pets) A Facebook page has been set up focusing on Tantallon Fire lost pets. Please check the link to join the group.

https://t.co/BirdpMs3Mk

[Nova Scotia SPCA @NSSPCA]

If you are evacuating and need a space for your pet, please contact the SPCA. Send a text to 902-229-8620.

[Josh Zilberberg @joshzilbs]

Job interviewer: give me an example of you how multitask

Me: on the way here I cried about two things at the same time

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

stop what you’re doing and look at this it’s very important

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

WE FOUND THE PHOTO

[Josh Zilberberg @joshzilbs]

I am nothing like the little mermaid because Ariel wants to be where the people are which is just not a behavior I can get behind

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

So so so so good. Go see it now. I’ll wait. Go.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Today is the day! #GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3 opens in theaters! At the end of the day, this is a movie about joy & compassion & learning to see beyond the rim of our own worlds & having empathy for all living things. Rocket’s journey is my own & I’m so happy to have had him help me to learn to be a better person over the past 11 years - as have all of you. Enjoy the movie. We came into this saying “You’re welcome” but now we’ll leave saying “thank you.” ❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nurf. His sleep schedule could use some work. But his debate skills are simply unmatched. 12/10

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, and Kamala Khan unite for a cosmic adventure. 🌟 Watch the new teaser trailer for Marvel Studios’ #TheMarvels, in theaters November 10. https://t.co/Uyfm0p3Ohc

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

if you don’t recognize this, i don’t trust you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

happy “don’t believe anything you read online” day

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

happy friday 🩷

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pancake. That's one small step for mankind, and one giant leap for corgikind. 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

@adamsma7 so glad i came back to twitter and this is the first tweet i see

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

@dog_rates @JustFoodForDogs Roxy, 15 💗

[Amanda D @omfgrly]

@adamsma7 fruit flies too