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sonic explorer via analog and digital means, restaurant reviewer, discerning beer consumer, aspiring wino, sea creature peddler.

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@vasuvasu @BlueOakBBQ the sausage is back to prime time! This whole plate is 100% incredible again, love you #BOBBBQ

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@BlueOakBBQ @vasuvasu everything else was fantastic, though! I miss the small, snappy links. It was the best sausage I've ever had

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@BlueOakBBQ @vasuvasu just came in and have been in 9 times in the last 3 weeks, it would be incredible to have that original recipe back.

[RTP @omfgrobots]

Love you and your work man, you'll be missed https://t.co/dyakCMWCpj

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@djvitamix great juice

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I serve the base

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Make sure no ones playing you real quick

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

KANYE GOT DEBT TO INCOME LEVELS COMPARABLE TO RECENT COLLEGE GRADS, ~1.75x, AND HE A ARTIST

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

YEAH KANYE HAS DEBT BUT WHATS HIS CASH TO DEBT RATIO THO?

[RTP @omfgrobots]

Bad off on a short girl

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Pauly Shore is guest DJ in the #thunderdome at #chewbacchus @paulyshore

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No one knows anything about anyone. Mind your own fucking business

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Twitter doesn't do much, does it

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Check it out! I donated to Turntable Tragedy - What the FUNK?! https://t.co/DW6XnJE16y via @gofundme

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RIP Bowie, you were a weird one

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Tinder: Kenner Edition is the worst cell phone game. They all swipe right b/c I don't have a tattoo that says "Snow Pusha" or "Puss Masta"

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Watching the fucking Godfather with an equally sick @nolaphunk. Happy New Year

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@KLaHawley coffee is water until you add sugar and devil cream

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@KLaHawley drink only water and don't eat anything that's obviously bad for your body. It's a no nonsense approach and it works well