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[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

Fall/winter dates🍂❄️
hint, hint...

[true! @omgDamnFacts]

Maybe I don't cry but yes it hurts inside.

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

Horoscope: you deserve to breathe

Me: oh..my...god....that's so true....

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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

When you text him at 8:03 and he doesn't respond by 8:02

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things i haven't learned in high school:how to:pay billsbuy a houseapply for collegebut thank god i can graph a polynomial function

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making weird faces in pictures because it's better to look ugly on purpose

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

"Lets go get something to eat"
"Wanna go to the mall"
"Let's go watch a movie"

me: lol yea dude lets go

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

wait...

[true! @omgDamnFacts]

i can't wait til i'm rich so if there's a spider in my house instead of killing it i can just leave and buy another house

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

I feel this on a spiritual level

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kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

never gets old

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I hate most of the female population so if I'm your friend consider yourself special 👯👯

[true! @omgDamnFacts]

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

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I wish legs shaved themselves

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

When your alarm goes off and youre questioning if your education is worth it 🙃

[true! @omgDamnFacts]

Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex

[true! @omgDamnFacts]

parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me: yes but today is not that day

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i just noticed austrailian boys even laugh with an accent and it so fucking hot