dildo baggins(CUNTZILLA)

AYO RIVER I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude and that’s just not my problem.

[dildo baggins(CUNTZILLA) @omg_imaqt]

@venusiangay Free range and grass fed 😇😎

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boys are bitches

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maybe they’re called trainers, but you get the idea

[dildo baggins(CUNTZILLA) @omg_imaqt]

just patiently waiting for some butt plugs.

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When you have 3 beers and then black out 🥴

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@Warcraft 💚

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that moment your hot “straight” ex coworker messages you on grindr

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fighting people on grindr because someone has to

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An only fans, but it’s just me peeling my skin off to relaxing spa music

[dildo baggins(CUNTZILLA) @omg_imaqt]

Just pulled enough sunburn skin off my legs to make a small throw blanket,

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something they don’t tell you about getting older is how much more you cry 😭 😂 at everything, all the time.

[dildo baggins(CUNTZILLA) @omg_imaqt]

being borderline is hard.

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Home, alone, drunk, horny

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if i don’t pee next to guys am i being sensitive or part of the problem

[dildo baggins(CUNTZILLA) @omg_imaqt]

now that i own a bidet idk how people walk around with dirty buttholes. 🤷🏼😂😭

[dildo baggins(CUNTZILLA) @omg_imaqt]

@amewreckindream @lostinpisces sounds like everything i need rn

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Beyoncé’s lemonade album makes my loins ache for the rocky coast.

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oh sorry, i would’ve said hello. However, i hate you.