female struggles

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[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

You go to school nothing happens. You miss ONE day,7 fights, Tupac came back, school had a blackout, & Rihanna performed in the cafeteria.😩

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

You think I care? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH No.

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

5% of girls can pull off highwasted shorts the other 95% look like they're wearing a damn diaper

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

Work hard, play hard, party hard!

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

If u listen closely u can hear no one giving a shit about u

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

what kids should be doing:  what they're doing:  what I'm doing 

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

Sorry, I didn't get your text.Just kidding I ignored that shit

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

Can you imagine the first ever cuss word? Bob: Fuck! James: What was that? Bob: I don't know.. It just felt.. Right..

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

do you ever just look at someone and feel the urge to repeatedly smash them in the face with a rock

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

*your mama enters ugly contest* judge: sorry no professionals

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud.

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

i am running out of people I actually like

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

I tried sniffing coke once, But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

Where's the Kush at?In my lungs!Where's the Vodka? In my liver bitch!

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

once you're attached to someone..... basically you're fucked.

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pen.

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

[female struggles @omgfuncomedy]

Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady.