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[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i’m not blocking no more co workers yes i’m at my gma funeral & yes i’m in Miami

[arlo @arlocado]

HERES TO MY BITCHES WHO USE TEA SPOONS FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE BIG SPOONS GIVE THEM BAD VIBES

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave out weed and cookies tonight!

[David @dvvidmurray]

My problem with masks is that they cover my nose ring which is basically all I've got going for me

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I have no covid-19 symptoms, which from what I hear, is a symptom of covid-19

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[G @omginaaa]

GYSPY❤️ & murder me. Aw I love u lol

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Aite let’s do a different list....top 25 slept on songs of mine. Lemme see what y’all got 😂 I’ll make mine rn too

[Balm Threat @balmthreat]

My 72 year-old mother just informed me she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.

After some delicate questioning, "Gender Reveal, Mom. It's called a Gender Reveal."

[Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

The NFL should formally apologize to Colin Kaepernick.

[kemi @kemimarie]

is it a pisces placement thing to avoid situations where you’ll possibly have to defend yourself or set boundaries? like you’d rather not have to go there so you just don’t. only until you’re pushed too far? yaaahhhh

[Gods Favorite @ifsoundhadcolor]

emotionally absent parents be clingy as a mf when they get older lmao like cool out I’m not used to allat

[G @omginaaa]

@jscrills1 😭😭

[G @omginaaa]

You know what’s bad for your immune system.... fear and stress

[G @omginaaa]

Lesson of the past year: cheap clients are the most difficult to deal with. People who pay more don’t give you any problems. 🤷🏻‍♀️