Sarah Winchester

Just a Housewife! :)

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

Had to send back the Tiffany window again. Not enough spider webs and the crystals only numbered 11!! Imagine!

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

Wow, haven't tweeted in a while. Been busy around the house, which these days has 650 rooms, More or less.

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

Well, time for bed. I wonder where my bedroom is?

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

Is having to add on ANOTHER floor to the farmhouse in order to house all the goddamned guns.

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

EmperorOfTheUS, you simply MUST stop by my humble little home and visit one day! I'll instruct my workers to add on a wing for you.

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

THE VOICES OF THE SPIRITS, THEY ARE IN MY HEAD, THEY WANT TO KILL ME!! Also, had the sunny yellow tile in the kitchen laid today, looks good

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

@_Godzilla_ LAZER? IS THAT A KIND OF GUN?!

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

@BouldersSuck THE GUNS ARE EVIL! EVIL! The poor souls who were murdered by them...they follow me and want to kill me...*sobs*

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

@BouldersSuck It sounds like the underworld needs larger accommodations. I would be happy to send over some carpenters...

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

I truly sorrow for the lives taken by the instrument of death poor William 's company vomited up. I must make amends somehow, hide from evil

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

Poor William has passed on. He has left me all of his great wealth, along with that damned rifle/gun company mess, which I hate.

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

@canuspareadime Respect the spirits, young one! My temple to the spirits of my sins will be enrobed in only the finest materials man creates

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

Pepper and cheese! Ask the wombat. Take wine with your fury...

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

@canuspareadime Build? Did you say BUILD?! I can suggest some interesting architectural touches!

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

This house feels SO small. Might have to ad on to it.

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

Is thinking of doing a little home remodeling...

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

@canuspareadime WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! And just what IS, pray, a 'Raisinet'?

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

The voices...

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

I...am I twitterpated? Who's John? My salad! MY SALAD!!!

[Sarah Winchester @OMGKeepBuilding]

@canuspareadime , Okies WITH GUNS! HAHAHAHA!!!

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