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[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Hey big bro!! My friend and I decided to go skinny dipping and got locked out of the house! Thank god you're here to save us. We were going to be out here all day but now we get to spend it inside with you :)))

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Your wife left town for a week and your teen daughter seemingly has a whole new wardrobe. She's been at home every day so you know she's just dressing up for you. She will do anything you want if you make the first move.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Your daughter turns into someone else as soon as her mom isn't looking. She keeps pretending that she's drunk and wants to show off her body like a college girl hoping you'll get the picture that if you let her drink with you, she will do anything to please you.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Your daughter has been begging you to take her to a music festival this summer, so y'all worked out a deal. She agrees to stay next to you the entire time and share a hotel for her safety. The only compromise is that she gets to wear whatever she wants.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

You should always take your daughter on daddy-daughter date nights when Mom goes out of town. She knows no boys her age can take care of her like you do. She loves getting to act like she's your gf out in public and especially once y'all get home and have the house to yourselves.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Teen girls play dumb, but they know exactly what they're doing when they stick their tongue out in front of older men.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Every girl loves teasing her older brother. They need an older man to practice showing off their bodies to, and there's never anyone safer or sexier than their own brothers.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Your daughter has always loved being your passenger princess. She loves getting your undivided attention and not having to worry about Mom seeing the way she looks at you. She loves how you've started checking her out too and is dying to see if you'll make a move.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

All of that money you spent on your daughter's cheer lessons is really starting to pay off. Her friends have taken a liking to you...

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

How would you spend your day if you woke up in your daughter's body?

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Thoughtful dads will let their daughter and her friends drink during sleepovers at his house. They're going to need to learn how to handle their alcohol at some point and there's no one that will give them the attention and care they need like you will.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

It's a responsible move to encourage your daughters to practice kissing with each other. That way you don't have to worry about them being taken advantage of by boys from school or getting a bad reputation. You can also step in if they ever need help.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

For a lot of girls, there is no greater thrill than catching their big brother staring at their boobs.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Good daughters love wearing short skirts around their dad and his friends :)

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Your daughter's friends love coming over for sleepovers because you give them so much more attention than most parents do.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Your daughter loves waiting for you to get home from work up on the counter.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Your daughter is so happy that you let her get her belly button pierced. All of her friends are so jealous and are begging their parents to let them get theirs done. You are officially the cool dad and your daughter will do anything to make you happy in return.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

For a lot of teenie boppers, there's no thrill that compares to the very first time they caught an older man checking out their ass. Especially if they're related.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

Call me crazy but I love sneaking over to my neighbor's hot tub when my parents are asleep. They won't let me date any boys so I love getting back at them by being some grown up man's plaything.

[omgokfine @omgokfine2]

My dad has been such a great father since my mom left. My friend and I are trying to convince him there's no need to start dating again--we will take care of his every need and do whatever he wants.