Skellie

baes gonna bae. FB: omgliterallydead

[Skellie @omgskellie]

If one of your relatives calls you a "snowflake" this Christmas show them this

[Skellie @omgskellie]

K.

[Skellie @omgskellie]

Fierce as Annalise Keating at my premiere party tonight!! @LimeARita Pome-Granate-Rita making it EXTRA #ad #ExtraRita

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@spookymoonkitty Nice try but that bomb ass photo is of one and only me and its two years old. Original poster? Ok honey 😒

[Skellie @omgskellie]

Bish trying to steal my 2 year old photo and claim it as her own. Nuh-uh honey. https://t.co/EwUOJ5vW68

[Skellie @omgskellie]

@spookymoonkitty Lol. Nice try sweetie. Maybe you don't wanna be stealing my 2 year old pics w/o permission

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When your fave coffee shop magically transforms into a Luke's Diner and you fangirl so hard you die. #HappyBirthdayGilmore ☕️ @Netflix_CA

[Skellie @omgskellie]

There should be a tax rebate on cauliflower. @JustinTrudeau @Microsoft

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Starting a petition for a cauliflower emoji. @Google @AppleSupport @Microsoft

[Skellie @omgskellie]

Cauliflower is the new kale. #nowtrending

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Kim's ugly cry face will never be irrelevant

[Skellie @omgskellie]

When you lose a follower and you're like "lol k byeeeee" but inside you're like:

[Skellie @omgskellie]

Not Zach Effron tho 😒 https://t.co/LPgvcoAidC

[Skellie @omgskellie]

Has anyone done a Work From Home / Work mash up? Please link me.

[Skellie @omgskellie]

people at bus stops are always so jealous of me when I roll up in an Uber. 🙆

[Skellie @omgskellie]

"Become a wizard" https://t.co/7oyNeyL9mh

[Teen Vogue @TeenVogue]

Emma Watson shares the most important piece of romantic advice she's learned: https://t.co/HIMZ583iks

[Skellie @omgskellie]

I want a cat who will sit with me, cuddle, and stare out the window at our neighbours being judgemental AF.

[TD (Canada) @TD_Canada]

Announcing additional TD support for #FortMacFire https://t.co/geyuFd75MB #ymmfire

[Skellie @omgskellie]

Wishing all the moms out there a happy Mother's Day and then shitting on them behind their back for feeding their kids gluten.

[Skellie @omgskellie]

Writing your mom a sappy Mother's Day Facebook post while she makes you breakfast.