Fate

'Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever retweeted'.

[KONGSI VIRAL🇲🇾 @kongsiviralje]

Aku tengah beratur ATM. Depan aku ada akak nak transfer duit cepat-cepat dengan ikut arahan seseorang dalam telefon.

Tiba tiba pakcik belakang aku tegur, “Dik, jangan tekan lagi.” Nada dia macam maki orang, semua pandang dia.

🧵

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

He speaks English fluently.👏

good sharing.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

NYT today vs the Onion

[Fate @omgstf8u]

@c_aiStatus If i have to see the word "possessive", "gruff" or "can I ask you something?" one more time....

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

They are not numbers.

[Nengi U. 🎨⚖️ @NengusArts]

Idk if I should say secure the bag or get that bread…

[Fate @omgstf8u]

@c_aiStatus The grammar on my replies is starting to get worse. Did the system somehow forget how to be coherent?

[Fate @omgstf8u]

@haazbeen Oh damn. I was considering to go premium but it happens to premium users too?

[Fate @omgstf8u]

*cries in why can't this be me"

[akak botak tauke gym @asoshiation]

orang lain: concert ni I nak beli ticket CAT 1 atau CAT 2

me: KAT belakang monitor

[jam🍇 @soobcns]

me trying to fix my pad in public

[Hoseokiepedia @hoseokiepedia]

Today, I present a collection of 30 songs that showcase the vocal range and singing ability of j-hope. Real vocal talent isn't just about hitting high notes—it's about control, tone, technique, vocal quality, emotional depth, and more. Let the voice of the ace speak for itself.

[Fate @omgstf8u]

@asoshiation I just stumbled upon your profile on X and omg this gym is my dream (tapi jauh😭) I'm *super* shy but I wanna do basic workouts with the right environment/equipment. Going to gyms or even public parks gives me major anxiety

[𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧ᵇʸʲᵏ⁷•ᴗ• ⊙⊝⊜ @for_bangtan7__]

So are we all feeling down lately or is it just me??

[Fate @omgstf8u]

Hold my wallet, I'm not allowed in here unsupervised.

[Kirin @bungadanbintang]

Welcome to our little department store for KL Illustration Fair at GMBB,KL

Level 5 (5-15)
1-4 May
11am-8pm

Datang tauuu!

[Fate @omgstf8u]

@CeddyOrNot I actually have plenty of Chinese friends whose pet names at best include the surname. Snowy Chong, Bandit Tan, etc.

[Fate @omgstf8u]

Me: red flag exes have given me PTSD to last a lifetime.

Also, me: *has an unhealthy obsession with Joe Goldberg*

[Strong Power, Thank You! ⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @KakePop7]

Baby ARMY, yall ok? Need anything? Smelling salt? CPR? Last living will?

[Ai⁷ @ai_jiminily]

And i still get goosebumps whenever i see this YTC mv comparison clip like this :(