Omg Xavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

“@ldz1018: Oh hell naw #VoiceSave Caroline !!!!”

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

I don't want a fat dick I just want a nice size dick. I feel like a fat dick would be uncomfortable to take...

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

But if he says jerk me off or the whole store dies I guess I gotta do it but I'm not gonna look at it...

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

If someone has a gun and wants to rob me I'd just let him know you can have anything just don't hurt me or rape me.

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

Remember me...

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"I wish I had leather pants I just don't think I would find a pair that fits me"

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Tom Brady is to pretty to play football...."

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Hurry! I'd rather do soul cal than watch thAt dumb bitch Madonna"

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"And yet I'm gonna double hand that dildo" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Her throat is so strong she can gargle peanut butter" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Yeah I'm so gay I like watching dudes fight with their dicks" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"If they paid me 50k I'd blow a sheep all day" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Does a z-jay involve a man?" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"I gotta two hand those dildo's!" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Bitch ass lesner went dwn. Bet his stomach is tore open again" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Thr is an indian guy n my store who smells like curry. I know that sounds racist but if its true can it rly b racist?" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"I feel like you guys are too quick to judge, you don't know how I know what balls taste like just know I don't want em agian." #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"Finn just poked me n my good eye :'(" #omgxavier

[Omg Xavier @omgxavier]

"I might be gay, i just havent met the right guy to turn me." #omgxavier