Omkar

26 | Chartered Accountant || CFA ||
Lucid Fan of all sensible sports ||
Rohit Sharma | Christiano Ronaldo ||

[Omkar @omimeansomkar]

@JJKFrames0 Battle Efficiency. Glasses would most probably fall off easily even in ligher movement.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A refund should not take 8 days. You took my money in 2 seconds, so don’t tell me you need 8 days to return it. If you can take my money instantly, you can return it instantly.

[S V 🏆 @Sup3rbobb]

It transcends anime. It's one of the greatest shows ever

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Happy 40th Birthday to Hajime Isayama, the creator of 'Attack on Titan'

[michael. @homebodymike]

Yeah, Capitalism won again because Rockstar is definitely getting that $100 outta me.

[Coby — YouTuber @slcmof]

Complaining about GTA 6 is an important litmus test. It means no game will ever impress you. Basically nothing can make you happy.

It's the biggest, most expansive, and most impressive video game of all time that will be the biggest gaming event of our lifetime & u complain??

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

GTA 6 is the most anticipated form of media of all time and they still managed to exceed expectations LMFAOOO

[Mikish @Minkeemeesh]

Used to tie rakhi to dad as well. He would give me a token 500 note and touch my feet. I would tease him saying “itna hi” and he would say “arey bitiya ka hi hai sab”

Jo bitiya ka tha wo to chala gaya.

[Veena @veenavenugopal]

Eternal absolutely got this one right

[Yael Levin 🇺🇸🇮🇱🗽 @Yael4Hanover]

Mayor Mamdani found time to oppose a Hindu gathering at Madison Square Garden.

Not traffic. Not crime. A Hindu event.

He is Muslim. Fine. He does not get to decide which faiths are allowed in the room.

Jews already know the pattern. Hindus just got the memo.

Christians should stop pretending they are exempt.

Quote this and tag someone who still calls him “inclusive.”

@NYCMayor

[Shilpa Godbole @godbole_shilpa]

Don’t you miss when Raksha Bandhan was simple? A sister tied a rakhi to her brother, everyone ate good food & you got an Amul chocolate bar as a gift?
Before it became brothers tying rakhis to sisters, sisters tying them to sisters, humans tying them to pets & jewellery brands delivering sermons on the true meaning of Rakhi.

[𝑺𝒂𝒊𝒇. @AamirsABD_x]

want to lost in her eys ✨

[EpicCommentsTelugu @EpicCmntsTelugu]

These dehatis are digging up and damaging roads just for reels and shorts.

Just look at the road, it’s newly laid, and there isn’t even a single patch on it. So how did such a big patch appear ?

[ben nesyri. @themostnesyri]

adamın kariyeri falan bitmiyor. kariyeri tam olarak bu zaten. messi ve ronaldo’yu yaşamış nesil olarak, bunların her 10 yılda bir çıkacağını düşünmemiz normal ama futbol tam olarak böyle çalışmıyor. çıkıp 1-2 sene 50 gol atana hemen “yeni messi, yeni ronaldo” demeye meyilliyiz. nitekim arda’ya da onu yaptık. sonra ilk sallantıda “kariyeri bitiyor” diyoruz. bitmiyor. normal olan inişli çıkışlı kariyerdir. ronaldo ve messi insan olmayan birer hayvandır.

[clementine @from_clementine]

can’t express how much i love it when people start jjk only to realize that gojo is absolutely worth all the hype that he receives.

[Beth Hawks @PhysicsHawk]

Penultimate is my second favorite word.

[Abhi and Niyu @abhiandniyu]

Whenever Autos in Mumbai go on strike the roads are empty, traffic goes down, and so does driver anxiety. Maybe it is time to ban autos entirely. Get shuttle buses for busy routes. Destroy auto mafia once and for all.

[Avijeet | Personal Branding Strategist @avijeet_writes]

The concept of karma holds no substance in the real world. It only hits you if you feel guilty about it.

In nature, nothing is wrong and nothing is right. Morals, values and ethics are human constructs to bring order to society.

Nature doesn't care. It didn't care when dinosaurs were wiped out. It didn't care when tsunamis came; they are just phenomena.

Mu*der is morally categorised as wrong by humans, but nature doesn't care. Only after our cognitive abilities developed did we care.

Take a lion: if it doesn't kill, it dies of hunger. Will karma come back today and make it die? No. In nature it is a neutral act – nothing wrong, nothing right.

Why do bad people always enjoy the best lives? Because they never considered their acts morally wrong.

If it is not inside your head, the concept of karma holds no value.

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Japanese grandfather goes viral after his cat photoshoot ends in chaos

[石黒正数 @masakazuishi]

@CzShO65M1PLDv5U 私が…作者です