naomi

St Mary Mead 236

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- trick or treat?
- what’s the trick?
- wife finds out you skull f**ked that pumpkin this morning.
- have a haribo…

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

I am cryin here!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 The accent!!😍😍😂😂 #Glasgow

[LADbible @ladbible]

Jack Karlson, the man who became famous for his arrest while enjoying a ‘succulent Chinese meal’, has passed away at the age of 82.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[James Brown @jamesjamesbrown]

Tory staff partying while the rest of the country were forced to isolate, children were buried alone with no mourners, pensioners didn’t see family before dying. It was an absolute disgrace the way they behaved. Remember that when you vote.

[Paulier#FBPE #GotTheTorriesOut #LGBU @Paulieraw]

No one believes anything the Tories say at this late hour in the election

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

…….

[naomi @omistweets]

@davidknowles81 😂😂😂😂 love it!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Not only is this banned from TV but we're not even allowed to use it as promoted ads on social media.
It's all down to you lot reposting it. I'm slowly destroying my own company for a laugh😂

[naomi @omistweets]

@davidknowles81 I love this

[naomi @omistweets]

@davidknowles81 Brilliant 😂

[naomi @omistweets]

Watching an old #TOTP
Never realised how much Mick Hucknall looked like Julia Sawalha
😂

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

Arsthabin
Cuntadun
Shitartaluk
Avwinaa
Thanos
Cudavadit
Dintarf
Owashinaa
Oowashiwi
Bartreyt
Gizand
Amavinit
Cockon
Ayanoor
Ligabaart
Gizagu
Mustadun
Supwiya

A* if you know these #YorkshireSlang

[Dave Lee @davelee1968]

Well, 9 years after I posted it, this tweet has just got me banned from Twitter. I had to delete it or lose my account I can only imagine some humourless fuckstain decided to report it. Ah, well. It had a good run.

[PIXIES @PIXIES]

Here comes your cat 🐈

[kaitlin olson @KaitlinOlson]

I’m available for consultation

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Why is there always money to bomb people, but never any money to feed, house or care for people?

[Julia Davis Quotes @JuliaDavisQOTD]

20 years ago today...