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Computer Soft Ware Engineer, Fleet Consultant and Property Management

[बेबाक़ Rightist @RLPrashantsin12]

. @grok Who came first ?

[Don @Dondollar30]

Facebook = fake news
Instagram = fake life
WhatsApp =beggars
YouTube = ads
TikTok = under age kids
Telegram = scammers
Snapchat = prostitution
Twitter = legit and fast news

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

When a police officer stops you for a search, Section 50(3) of the Nigeria Police Act, 2020 requires the officer to disclose the following:

His name and the name of the police station to which he is attached;
The object of the search; and
The grounds or authorisation for conducting the search.

Furthermore, Section 50(4) of the same Act provides that a police officer exercising the power to stop and search must be in uniform or visibly display a valid police identity card.

Know your rights. The law binds both the citizen and the police.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THIS IS WHERE WE SEND OUR KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS & THUGS.

THIS IS WHY MURDER AND OTHER CRIMES IN AMERICA ARE AT RECORD LOWS.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“The Developer Wasn’t Thinking. This Elevator Is Something We Were Doing In America In The 1970s. It’s Outdated And No Longer Considered Modern. And Why So Much Glass, Glass, Glass? I Understand The Concept Of Trying To Look Modern, But It’s Not Necessary.” ~ American Real Estate Expert And Critic Reacts While Reviewing A $1.2 Million Mansion In Lagos. The Part Where He Said He Wouldn’t Even Get Into The Elevator Because He Didn’t Trust The Workmanship! And What He Said The Barbershop Section Inside The House. For a $1.2 Million Property, He Clearly Expected Much Better Design, Finishing And Quality.

[Ogbeni @OgbeniAdugbo]

Abeg, K1 Dey rest like this?

Came in from Uk and jumped into another party.

Please how can you explain this hunger theory to someone when we are partying everyday of the week?

K1 plays at least 3-4 parties in a week. Ditto for other musicians.

Is it ghosts that are being fed? Where are people seeing money?

Some are genuinely hungry but is it the percentage being brandished around?

I just need an honest explanation.

[Alli Moshood @bigmorsh]

Again, at a recent event, Oba Oniba Ekun gifts K1 De Ultimate a blank cheque. 🔥 🔥 🎵 🎶

[36kinniun media👑 🦁 🕊 @fattylincorn_01]

Throwback: Pray for long life, oh, this is Governor Ademola Adeleke in London at One of K1 D Ultimate Shows in London.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you're not a religious person, you need to be very careful with your life.

And you also need to be careful with how you express your views about religion.

A religious person will pretend that they like you and act as if they're quite liberal.

But they'll be silently wishing for your downfall or plotting to bring you down.

When something bad happens to you, in their mind, they will justify it with the fact that you either do not practice their faith or because you just do not want to identify with any religion.

A religious person does not believe that you can believe in God and not believe in religion.

Deep down, they believe that when misfortune happens to you, it's because you do not go to the church or a mosque.

And most times, they will not help you when you're in dire financial need, but will be preaching to you or recommend you to one prayer house or a religious leader.

They'll gaslight or guilt trip you to think that it's because of your ways of thinking, that's why the misfortune befell on you.

I have dealt with these people for years, and I know what I am saying.

Keep them far away from you.

They don't like you.

End.

[Pinok247 @Pinok5cxn]

“I was raised by a single mom and still remember leaving my dad’s house. I grew up disliking him because of my mom’s version of the story and what I saw as a kid. I was lucky to hear my dad’s side, and that helped me understand why everything happened.”

— Popular singer Segun Johnson reflects on parental separation, childhood perceptions, and hearing both sides of family history.

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

This is what they call very tight settings. 😂

You and your ₦200 bundle cannot even make it past the security gate. 🤣🤣🤣

[SEGA L'éveilleur® @segalink]

💰

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

He should have not just condemned the yahoo boys alone, but condemn the parents who enable them.

Especially mothers.

They're plenty in his church.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Not all married men spend unnecessarily or waste money on their side chicks.

Some side chicks, even if they know that you'll not marry them, treat you like a king, or like you're still a single man.

The only thing stopping those men from marrying their side chicks is because they have good wives.

If they were married to bad wives, those wives will be replaced by those side chicks without any doubts.

Some men are fortunate, both in marriage and in extra marital affairs.

Some women genuinely like your husband, not because of his money.

But because your husband is their dream man.

And they feel safe, secure and loved by him.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

As long as you know what your husband does legitimately for a living.

He meets up to his responsibilities.

He's a present father and husband.

He's kind to you and even to your extended family.

And you have been married for at least 5 years.

If you are still snooping on his phones and monitoring his movements, you want to cheat, or you want to look for evidence to justify your cheating.

End.

[Zanku @Zanku_updates]

Portable is the CEO, guest artist, dancer, customer, and entertainer of Odogwu Bar 😭😂

[Philip Depaytez @DePaytez]

Omo, the whole fire power of the Nigeria security architecture has being activated 😂🙏

Air power, artillery, rockets, navy, drones, intelligence, special operators, custom, police, DSS, etc.

The best is to leave Nigeria and stop causing trouble.

[Zyph3rrr @Zypph3rrr]

Hey @grok why did we stop caring about beauty? 🤔

[High Chief Lawrence Igbins Okoro @HighChiefOkoro]

Nigerians think they know too much. That’s a major problem.

Children have fun plays in water parks all over the world. But in Nigeria it is called backwardness by “woke Nigerians” because the water park was built by someone they don’t like.

[Dr.Hills @Dr_Hills_]

Black people no won chop life???
Olodo uprising don talk.
My brother, you travelled abroad and discovered that some people have jobs while others are chilling
The people sitting there probably inherited wealth or worked their asses off to build the system they are enjoying today.
Stop turning every observation into a racial pity party.