Omkar Shinde

Life's Student | Mom's Tech Support guy | Friends' car care guy | Visual Artist.

[Omkar Shinde @omkar_shinde]

Bc bike ka clutch plate replacement due hai yaaar ! #latenightrealization

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@gurdittt I msg my manager "Sir, Can I call you" and expect him to call me back. 🌪️

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Ye REELS jis din BAN hoga uss din kuch ACHA ho sakta hai apna.

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@airtelindia @reliancejio @TRAI @airtelnews

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So @airtelindia I just put a porting request to port to @reliancejio .. and the airtel guys call me and tell me "Send Cancel to 1901" and send PORT again so i get the same number !! 😂
I think Improving the service is a better way to retain a customer than luring them in again !

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@gurdittt with Nantoor kaan.

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@gurdittt Me coz "Garmi hi garmi ko maarti hai".

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Who even uses WhatsApp in Day mode anymore except our parents.. and that too, a maybe ?

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@troydcruz @PicturesFoIder 😂😂😂😂😂

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@shilpasmani We said 'Healthy IN a relationship.'

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Kuch bhi bolo, there are some people jinko dekh ke 'Inke ghar pe pakka Mandala wala bedsheet deewaar pe latka hua dikhega.' lagta hai.
😂🤦🏻‍♂️

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Not me wanting to slap the people who write their sentences like this.

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I need the amount of confidence MC Stan has when he says, "Mai tum log ko acha sikharelay".

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Bhai ka naya toxic trait is that he speaks in 3rd person. //

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At this point, I think.. no.. I'm SURE the Twitter AI knows what 'Thirst' is and it's just *playin' with* us. :)

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Hum magar ye dil ka daura dene usse aaye hain... //

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International Men's Day !!
Celebrate being born with an alternative place to think from. //os

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Bombal.
Bumble for Marathi people.

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भय और इच्छा भावनाओं के दो शुद्धतम रूप हैं। यदि आप किसी को बार - बार डराते हैं, तो अंततः वे आपसे डरना बंद कर देते हैं। उसी प्रकार , अगर कोई किसी चीज की बहुत इच्छा करता है और वह अंततः उसे पा लेता है, तो वह उसकी इच्छा खो देता है।
//os

[Omkar Shinde @omkar_shinde]

My girlfriend called guys who wear hydration packs on their motorcycles 'Binge riders' and I haven't stopped thinking about it ever since.