Deez Nuts

It’s not about the pasta

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Who missed me?

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@ChicagoBears This is the worst thing that’s happened since mango juul pods got discontinued

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New Bravo enemy number one: Lindsey Hubbard

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I pray that my future children don’t share a single personality trait with Sheena Shay

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I hate how society doesn’t make it socially acceptable to wear my pink pj set to the grocery store

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Let’s name places we would rather go to than Purdue… I’ll start: O Block

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As a society we moved past Justin Biebers Yukon performance too quickly

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You just lost the game

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If you went to school in Ohio you’re annoying

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Three people who can do no wrong in my eyes:
1. Ben Johnson
2. Kirk Cousins
3. Punch

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I’m now attracted to missing teeth thanks to heathcliff

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Haven’t felt this patriotic since Charlie Puth sang the national anthem

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I ❤️ Punch

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I keep thinking I see Hollander on team USA

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I hope this girl spends her gold medal on some hair dye

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Why is it so embarrassing to open your tray table at snack time

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If it’s not your boarding group then sit down

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Some people pray before bed. I listen to Charlie Puth and Chris Stapleton sing the National Anthem

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All my life i’ve wondered what a donserly light is

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Fineee and Yukon Grammys version preferably with visuals

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If Charlie Puth’s National Anthem was on Apple Music it would be my #1 song of the year