“is it that my gbola is not big enough for you?”
“your gbola is big enough for me”
“then why didn’t you scream? and also you lied to me that you came,you didn’t come”
“i came”
“you didn’t come”
“i came”
“you didn’t come”
“i came”
“quieeeet”
If you're working fully remote, you should be taking a 20% pay cut. You aren't commuting, you aren't buying lunch, and half of you are doing laundry on company time anyway. Let's be real.