Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct

Blundering through my 20’s
@itsukishup Stan account

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

Funeral vibe: on Tinder in the back of this Catholic Church

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

My mom fully sobbed at the end of Heartstopper and I just love her so much. I got her a bunch of queer themed books for the holidays. Any book, movie and TV suggestions with queer themed would be awesome too 💕

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

DM’ing people instagram reels and TikTok’s is the new voicemail. Why do you think I’m going to turn my volume up for this? I know it’s funny but I’m going to forget about it by the time I’m alone.

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

When I was a kid I thought when the dentist said “bite” they were seeing how hard you could bite, not the alignment of your teeth so I always chomped super hard with the utmost confidence (and utmost overbite, as it turned out)

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

I love being the mortician in the family. If I’m hurt or sick I call my physician parents, if my pets are sick I call my vet sister and this morning my mom woke me up because there was a dead mouse in the middle of her carpet.

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

Still the best birthday present I ever got

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Happy November 2 to all who celebrate!

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

It’s like when shitty customers tip you a handful of change instead of a standard % I’d rather you leave nothing if that’s the point you wanna make

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

Wow it’s so cool a multi billion dollar company is going to donate a whole $1 on my behalf. Thanks, @facebook

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

The worst part of decorating for Halloween is that it implies that I want kids coming to my house asking for free shit.

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

Christmas Ads but the company that releases theirs first is banned from making sales for a year. Capitalist chicken & sweet sanity through at least October.

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

I feel like I’m never gonna have to worry about micro plastics in my body with the way I can annihilate a night guard I’m consuming tons of plastic as is

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

@itsukishuP The direct, underlit neck angle is really not his best look. And I will advise him of this.

[apophene @iamzheanna]

we are in hell

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

@itsukishuP 😢

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

The House of the Dragon writers grew up writing Wincest fan fiction. I will not be taking comments, questions, critiques or criticism on this stance.

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

A Minecraft YouTuber is minutes away from crashing the internet. Iconic.

[Dream @Dream]

Will be premiering my face reveal video on YouTube in around 2 hours.

My next tweet will be a picture of me and my best friends finally being together.

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

@itsukishuP I went to Torino last night and was wondering when the “cool stuff is close by in Chicago” was gonna hit for you.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

What you see right before you die, if you’re the #DARTMission spacecraft

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

@leslies63961109 @Meidas_Jules I emailed the address on their website to get their shit out of our home. No response.

[Annie FakeEnstarsStanAcct @omniaextares1]

@egold60089 @ilovedonrickles @DanProft I emailed them to stop sending their racist homophobic trash to our house- no response.