Call Ms. Omotola • Strategist

BRANDING, MARKETING, BUSINESS STRATEGIST.

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[Call Ms. Omotola • Strategist @omotolayeni]

I just took a ride to the office, and made a transfer to the driver. He asked me what name he'd see, (side note I also bear 'Favour'). I told him "you will see Favour"; baba said AMEN!

I felt that, I smiled so brightly, I should use that line often and speak Favour to my life.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

My contribution to society is that I won’t “Happy Birthday” my way back into your life.

E no go better for you and your birthday.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when u’re having a bad day as an adult

[shona @Officiallshona]

Bruh Nigerians are too obsessed with marriage. Especially for a majority of people whose grew up with parents in dysfunctional marriages 😫

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I believe in divorce like mad because forever is a long time, and whether you're a woman or a man, you should not have to condemn yourself to unhappiness for the rest of your life.

[Sholape @AdelajaSol8219]

God please I need a proper big girl job. I love seeing high earning corporate women.

Their dresses, wigs, pants and shirts, bags, accessories and poise.

I’m suited for it oh Lord! You know I’m not lazy and I’m humble enough to learn
I just need one person to believe in me🙏

[Tiffany ⚢ Woman4Women @Woman4W]

No one is shamed for paying someone to cut the grass, clean the gutters, change the oil, haul away the trash/recycling (all stereotypically men's chores) but women get DRAGGED for hiring a cleaner because she should 'do it herself'.

[Ìfẹ́ @diaryofa9jagirl]

No. Not true! A little girl starting her period is a little girl.

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

Corn wey I buy, wey I wan use add colour to my trekking?

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

If you overthink pass me, your life don spoil be that.

[C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller @bennetowuonda]

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Good morning, I don’t know what is funny about begging terrorist for money. What kind of moral decadence is that??

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

Pads and women’s reproductive healthcare should be free, btw.

[Ezinne | Ada dị òra nma @justmyrra_]

We’re called students of English not English students. English students are of England origins while the other are learners of the language.
Difference btw lie and lay can be seen in how APC lie all the time and Nigerians lay all their hopes on PO to save us in 2027.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me reading the messages through my notification bar and pretending not to be online

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Everything is urgent in the corporate setting except a raise in your salary, promotion, or recognition.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Imagine kidnapping a 2 year old . 2 year olds still wear diapers!!!!! Jesus Christ have mercy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

God forbid I marry a man that can’t cook.

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.