Coll!ns

From ashes we shall rise

[Coll!ns @Omutsoe]

Here are the Top 10 countries I will ever wish to visit in my lifetime
1. Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
2. Niger 🇳🇪
3. Sierra Leone
4. Madagascar 🇲🇬
5. Myanmar 🇲🇲
6. Argentina 🇦🇷
7. Venezuela 🇻🇪
8. Syria 🇸🇾
9. Bangladesh 🇧🇩
10. Serbia 🇷🇸
Ni life bado haijajipa

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Running a small business is not a joke. You issue an eTIMS invoice and 3 months later, no money. You chase, 4 months. All that time, KRA knows you were paid. Then one morning, while thinking of witchcraft, you get an email from KRA that that bagger who owes you, has remitted the taxes he owes KRA after deducting from what he is supposed to pay you. Now KRA is more convinced that indeed you got paid. Very bad behaviour.

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a smart nigga don’t play with his source of income.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Mdem kukutoka juu ya shida is very much okay because there's no glory in suffering together, but kudai kubag that same woman after you're financially stable is mental illness

[Coll!ns @Omutsoe]

Such are foolish tackles that cost African teams

[Coll!ns @Omutsoe]

Wishing Morocco all the best

[Coll!ns @Omutsoe]

@bevalynekwambo3 Young souls suffering harm that no one had ever prepared them for.! May they rest in peace

[Promethean 🌲🚄 @martian_lore]

The thing about being an apex predator is that, if you live long enough, the way you die is by starving to death

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Router ya Airtel hukam na battery so that stima ikienda you can continue not enjoying your internet 😭😭💔

[Totty @joellytottila]

Mobutu aliambia players wa Zaire (now DRC) wakifungwa 4 watafute mahali watarudi. Brazil at 3up with a free kick, Mwepu Ilunga did the unthinkable 😅

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

I think about this weekly

[Coll!ns @Omutsoe]

Some lawyers are just daft.. How can you try to convince the court to grant a non-custodial sentence to an offender who poisoned and stubbed his two kids coldly to death?

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

The worst money unaeza kula ukiwa umesota ni fees na rent. Hizo mbili hukuhaunt utakuwa unaoperate at 50 w/hr(wueehs per hour)

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

If ocean water was sweet. People would have filled it into bottles as well. Its saltiness is its freedom.

This is not about water.

[Chinx @justChinks]

Before I die, I’m going back to Kampala. Smh that night life. The beer is cheap, bums are big and bars don’t close. Canaan is in East Africa

[I am Chege @_James041]

Every legal practitioner, every Forester, every active citizen, every Kenyan,

Must come out and speak for Esther Wairimu Keige.

Esther Wairimu was a 54 year old senior Legal Officer , Kenya Forest Service, stationed at Karura Forest

Esther was abducted three weeks ago and she has been found dead.

We cannot normalize abductions and murder in this country.

Enough is Enough!

If this post appears on your TL, reply with the hashtag #JusticeForEstherWairimu #EndAbductionsKe

[Coll!ns @Omutsoe]

@21mimi8 Their old age is usually painful as their are no offsprings to take care of it

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Pesa kidogo mshahama Nairobi mnaingia msituni kuishi na wanyama

Kazi ni kujenga basic brick/wooden structures, ku'install solar na kutega maji ya mvua

Chakula ni kufuga kuku, bata, na kupanda vegetables

I respect y'all for chosing quality of life away from this chaotic city.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Lately, I am coming across a lot of interesting videos of Desagu on YouTube and it's truly mesmerizing. That bro made an epic comeback. Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐳𝐲 @Effizy_0]

Smoking weed disconnects you from the spiritual world

Stoners THINK it’s the opposite

Because they get mildly psychedelic on it

But the proof is in dreams

You can’t dream when you smoke weed

And dreams are the most common connection to the spiritual world

Castrating drug.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Kijana Cecil was asked to gather Tutam Youths for an empowerment event for PS Fikirini Jacobs.

He mobilized about 60 youths. The PS came, took photos for his propaganda and then handed kshs 10,000 for Ouma to share with the youths.

Each youth was to get around kshs 167, compensation for whole day work of singing Tutam and Praising the government.

The youths refused, saying that money wasn’t enough for the whole day’s work. They forced Ouma to go back to the PS and ask for more money.

Ouma entered the PS car, but never made back out alive. The bodyguard of the PS shot him.

Dying for kshs 167 after shouting Tutam for a whole day is very sad. May Cecil rest in peace.