Petty White

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[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

I really do try not to laugh in serious situations but DAMN. The seriousness makes it harder not to laugh 🤣

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

one milly rock and everyone in the crowd getting sIapped

[𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗺𝗮'𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝗯 ❥ @kawaiisennpai]

Me playing dead after he kill the other 99 niggas.

[Chad Hoffecker @Choffecker23]

@viewsoff_ I’d just settle for the labia couch and call it a day

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

As I watch Abbot Elementary, I noticed that almost every character has some sort of undiagnosed mental or personality issue. #AbbottElementary I can list them 100%.

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

I hit a deer and got into a bad accident omw to deliver some food and reported it to Door Dash so they know I had to cancel it. They IMMEDIATELY asked “can you still deliver the food?” UM NO! These folks don’t care about safety and never will.

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

@alwayssunny @AbbottElemABC

Please make this an official thing. We, the consumers approve. I need a minimum of 2 seasons of this crossover

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

@BookLvr_74 @DoorDash So I’m not the only one with this issue! I tried speaking to someone twice about it and keep getting told to wait. It usually hits the exact same time every week.

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

I wonder if Sigourney Weaver looks at these Alien movies and is like: “this is some bs.” #AlienRomulus

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

I would hate to be a celebrity. Can’t do SHIT without thousands of people talking crazy.

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

I want to hear BigXThaPlug and That MexicanOT in a track together. Just 1. That would be 🔥

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

people who say “i didn’t ask you to do that” while you’re addressing their lack of appreciation for things.

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

I’m just gonna say it. MELISSA SCHEMMENTI has a fatty. You see it too! Don’t lie! #abbottelementary #abbot

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

The Dog with the Pearl Earring 🥹

[🎃 @twaniimals]

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[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

Netflix knows what they’re doing because the only reason why I’m watching this movie is because of Glenn Close and Monique #Deliverance

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

I wish that I could eat like this 😭

[babyD @DaOriginalDaryl]

Bruh Tia Kemp & Netta are beefin😂 Tía chewwwedddd no lie😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gecqua stan account @ansamenow]

This has me in BITS 😭😭😭

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

Unpopular opinion: John Cena is hilarious to me. I love “seeing” him in movies.

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

@SomaKazima That’s happened to me too. I walked into a Vietnamese restaurant and they were playing their traditional music. When we sat down, they started playing Jay-Z.

[Petty White @omwtfhritp]

Me: “ooo a vintage vape.”

[danielle @daniellemelons]

Vintage Ronson touch tip lighter, 1930s.