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@mrbeast alt

[Kikin @ur0tsuk1]

I needa put down the fucking prosecco wdym im switching to ableton

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not into feet at all but when I pass a couple foids on the motorway and one of them has the dogs stretched out on the dashboard, that’s interesting to me. That gets a second look out of Shrimp Billionaire. Not afraid to say it.

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

white people love adderall

[crate on @on_crate]

@eeeeeeeeellie *Her

[Mia @boygrrI]

im hitting that geekbar til it tastes like sam altman

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Everyone hates me and wants me dead and also they think I'm gay and, also, on top of everything else, I'm balding.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This sort of prudishness is a slippery slope towards a world where there’s only one night a year when it’s legal for single people to have sex

[crate on @on_crate]

@SeggsyEggy We as a society need to get more cucked.

[local gongeous volcel thotty @feltconnoisseur]

the worst part of quitting smoking is when people notice you’ve started smoking again

[crate on @on_crate]

The woman reading this:

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I don’t want to alarm you all but there’s a woman on this website posting naked pictures of herself

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

(Covering my kids' eyes as we walk by a gay couple kissing) Fucking disgusting. You boys promise me you'll never be party to a consensual relationship.

[Russel Roth @russelmilsow]

Boston is just special man

[crate on @on_crate]

I have never understood why people post happy birthday on their insta stories instead of dming it, but im glad that girls do it because it's very helpful for me who doesnt remember anyone's birthdays.

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

wait i need to smoke a joint and also ignore the people i love

[crate on @on_crate]

Was at the bar for 1 hour. Talked to other people for msybe 15 minutes. I feel so social.

[crate on @on_crate]

Im addicted to nicotine.

[crate on @on_crate]

I think they laced my four beers

[crate on @on_crate]

Call me mental the way Im taking these loads

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I just got remembered by someone.