Sylvester

~No worries
~Don't worry
~Never worry

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

When it comes to Messi vs. Ronaldo conversations, you don’t need to make logical arguments. Just stick to banter or tweet your opinion and move on, because the moment you try to have a logical conversation using facts, figures, and context, most Messi fans will eventually resort to insulting you.

You might prefer Messi because he has more league titles than Ronaldo. I prefer Ronaldo because he has won league titles in England, Spain, Italy, and Saudi Arabia.

You might prefer Messi because he has won the most Golden Boots in history. I prefer Ronaldo because he is the highest goalscorer in football history. He has also scored at least 100 goals for every club he has played for.

You might prefer Messi because he won the World Cup. I prefer Ronaldo because he won five Champions League titles with two different clubs. You need seven games to win a World Cup; you need 13 to win the Champions League. He also won it three times in a row.

You prefer the player with eight Ballon d’Or awards an award voted for by around 100 journalists worldwide. I prefer the player who won five Ballon d’Ors despite not being the media favourite.

You see? It’s all about context. It’s based on preference. You prefer a playmaker; I prefer a goalscorer who decides games.

A lot of Messi fans will insult you simply because Ronaldo is your GOAT. To save yourself the endless back and forth, either stick to bantering with them or tweet your opinion and move on. They’re not ready to see the debate from the angle some of us see it, and that’s fine.

Viva Ronaldo. 🐐

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

[Sylvester @onaayi]

Dance or win #UCL

Arsenal:

[Sylvester @onaayi]

@omoelerinjare Coming from the future!!!

Manchester United will beat Liverpool tomorrow. ✅️

Manchester United will take 2nd position in the league this season.

Arsenal will win all the remaining matches and the league a game to the end of the season.

Manchester City will drop points in...

[irumbi woshy @irumbib]

This statement is written in English but sounds swahilish

[Honourable Madisha😤🤪 @nyokssss]

Everybody talks about Pay Bill when the real villain is Withdraw Cash😭

[🌐 @ttfalor]

perfect video reaction usage

[Msizi @msiziworld]

Every time I write "Wednesday," there's a small voice in my head that says, "Wed-nes-day."😭

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

What thing was ruined because it turned into a rich person's hobby?

[Ridwan Oke @RidwanuLlah]

Bruno should just get 5 more assist and leave the rest to Manchester United fans. I promise, we will take care of the rest. By the time we are done, he will be better than Zinedine Zidane.

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

Di Maria had two options, pass or shoot. but chose to Retire Puyol.😂

[Zaga🍃 @MrChulo__]

I need to learn how to produce music. Listening is not enough, I want to participate.

[Chepngeno 🖤 @TongileiM]

For the hundredth time, blow me kisses whichever distance we zirushe hata kaa ni mbali ntaenda 😩 I can't believe someone actually came up with that, too goood

[Sylvester @onaayi]

@wamboi_sue 😂😂😂

[Sammy @TraderSamm]

@tasinextdoor Y'all started watching ball this season and it shows

[THE DANIEL MAKINDE @_MKDOFFICIAL]

Dear writers and non-writers,

Not every " — " is from ChatGPT.

Thank you.

[Sylvester @onaayi]

Welcome to Kenya, the home of Mt. Kilimanjaro
#mashujaaday

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Female Track Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

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[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Male Track Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

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Voting closes on Sunday 19 October at 11:59 PM CEST.