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[Cartman @onairc]

Kids in 2055: Hey old guy... what were you doing during the great pandemic of 2020?

Me: Pretty much the same thing as before it. I went to work during the day (Essential), watched tv at night, and avoided people and sunlight on the weekends. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cartman @onairc]

When you finally see all the references to Kansas/Wizard Of Oz in the last episodes of @TedLasso on your 4th watch. Even @jasonsudeikis wearing the red shoes in the last episode. His ruby slippers to take him home to his family in Kansas! Most thought out show ever!

[Cartman @onairc]

@JasonSpicoli JOLT cola!

[Cartman @onairc]

@stoolpresidente … hey prez. I’m old media, but I am a dog dad and foster family. Would love to interview you about your fantastic work with dog rescues and life with Miss Peaches. I know 10 mins of your time is probably a lot… but I appreciate what you are doing! Let me know!

[Cartman @onairc]

Someone broke #Facebook.

[Cartman @onairc]

Ok. Gonna share my wife’s B-day gift because she said I should. @brettgoldstein and @jasonsudeikis. My wife insisted I tag you in this. We both love @TedLasso and #itsawonderfullife. So, I combined the two things we love most, (besides each other) and had this made!

[Cartman @onairc]

@nottjmiller just wanted to thank you for being on my show yesterday. I really enjoyed chatting with you. See you at the show in Traverse City.

[Cartman @onairc]

Wow!!! @barkbox you are wild for this one! Open shirt #jeffgoldblum may be the greatest dog toy ever made. 😂

[Cartman @onairc]

I asked my wife why @TedLasso is such a wonderful show that makes you feel good!?! She said it best “It’s the show we needed.” Thank you @jasonsudeikis.

[Cartman @onairc]

I don’t post often, but had a realization today. @KwikTrip is the #KeanuReeves of gas stations . #thebest

[Cartman @onairc]

I need a #Psych4… in fact @peacock we need the show @PsychPeacock brought back as a regular series. The #PsychO’s are calling for it. #LetsGO

[Cartman @onairc]

@DetroitRedWings this is my father’s first game since 1955!!! We got him tickets for his birthday!!! Thought you’d like to see a photo! They are headed to the game tonight! Let’s Go Red Wings!!!!

[Cartman @onairc]

@TheSlyStallone what kind of watch does your character wear in @TulsaKing??? I’m a big fan of watches and would love to know what it is!! #watches #TulsaKing

[Cartman @onairc]

Haven’t tweeted in a bit. Anything new happening on Twitter? 👀

[Cartman @onairc]

Never ask your wife if she wants to hear your mating call and then follow it up with a fart. She will likely not find this attractive.

Mental note taken.

[Cartman @onairc]

@realjknoxville I just watched your episode of The Family Feud. I need to see someone brush their teeth with a toothbrush made from back hair now. Please and thank you.

[Cartman @onairc]

I don’t tweet often, but how in the hell does #Ghosted with @mradamscott and #CraigRobinson only have one season???? BRILLIANT show!

[Cartman @onairc]

@jasonderulo show at #Titletown! Sneaking to the front row.

[Cartman @onairc]

What is your favorite number and why?
#13 for me. Since most feel it’s unlucky… I root for it.

[Cartman @onairc]

As a kid $100 bucks felt like a million dollars.

As an adult, $100 bucks feels like one dollar. 🫤

[Cartman @onairc]

Happy for you man. Enjoy the new future. Not everyone gets to make the decision to walk away and start a new adventure. Happy that you could do just that!

[Otis Day @otis_day]

Thanks! It was a blast!