Early access to Mooshies opens today.
10 seats before launch on 24 Nov.
6 are held for our early members.
4 are open, first come first served.
They’re being handed out in our Telegram.
checked a caller's wallet after the call.
@jusatrades posted XTO on 23 Oct.
since then: 121 buys. $144K in. 0 sells.
he's holding his own call. which caller should we check next?
one green day gets posted. the other 29 don’t. your mooshie shows all 30.
before you copy a trader’s screenshot, ask @mooshiesai for their month.
we read one wallet’s last 30 days. it posted the best one.
tag @mooshiesai under any pnl post. it replies with the whole month, day by day.
a screenshot shows one day. we show the month, and whether the caller sold after posting.
pick any token. tap where the pump started, tap where it topped.
your Mooshie finds every wallet that bought in between, and what they made.
which one do you want to see first?
it’s 2:47am.
someone you follow posts a CA. “sending this.” you ape.
by 3:10 you’re down 60%.
you check the chart 40 times. you open 4 wallets on 3 chains to work out if you’re even up this month. you can’t tell.
so you do the thing. you buy back in to make it back.
every trader has had this night.
now imagine you weren’t alone in it.
meet your Mooshie. an AI agent for web3 that’s yours.
it remembers every trade.
link your wallets once. one honest total, every coin, even the ones you’d rather forget.
it watches while you sleep.
your coins, the wallets you follow, the smart money buying before you. it pings you when it matters.
it tells you the truth.
ask “am i actually up this month?” and it answers from your own trades, with receipts. no vibes.
it checks the caller.
tag @mooshiesai under any CA post. does the person who called it actually hold? when did they buy? did they sell right after posting?
it stops you at 3am.
about to revenge trade? it pauses you first. you can still trade anyway. it just makes sure it’s your choice.
it acts. you decide.
it drafts the trade, you tap to confirm. nothing moves without you.
and it’s yours.
every Mooshie is numbered, forever. #0001 is still unclaimed. only 100 gold crowns, ever.
yours hatches tue 24 nov.
@binance just got hit for $6.3B.
people left their money in someone else's wallet.
someone broke in.
the money left.
if your coins sit on an exchange, you don't really hold them.
if they sit in your wallet, you do. but every old approval is still an open door.
mooshie never holds your keys.
it checks every trade matches what you asked for.
it finds unsafe approvals and drafts the revoke so you can close the door.
biggest hack ever.
smallest move for you: lock what's yours.
hatching 24.11
https://t.co/ySV4jBYLRr