“Terry, now that Batman has returned, I must warn you: there’s about a 80% chance that Bat Mite will visit you.”
“who?”
“Bat Mite. A 5th dimensional imp. Reality warped. Looks like a tiny imp in cosplay. Obsessed with Batman. Sounds like Pee Wee Herman.
“….let's get your meds.”
WHAT IS THIS JARED LETO KNOCKOFF SHIIIIT. How is it that hard to do something comic accurate?? Whatever man I'm just happy the original movie is still so good.
Jeff the Killer but he’s your weird unemployed 20 year old friend who likes to hang out in a GameStop without buying anything and never killed anything he just looks like that
Clerk: Hi, how can I help you?
Me: I'm looking for figures of the entire Fantastic Four.
Clerk: I've got just the thing. *goes into the back*.
Me: Oh. Well, thanks anyway. *Leaves disappointed*.
Clerk: Here they arw. Hey, where'd you go?
Alan Ritchson says he would love to play Batman.
“The fact that people are interested in me playing Batman is a real honor & privilege.”
(Source: @PostCredPod)