Zero

23, honorary Irishman

[christian @criggn]

me grug caveman from caveline bc, you say to cave decoy "me eat bug at your cave" knowing him 15 stones old, you see how looks right?

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

“Dude I watched Harry Potter. Draco was an asshole. Why is he lovable as a chick?”
“It’s the implication.”
“Implication?”
“Yeah you know.. rich girl. Brat. Suddenly she likes you? Just you? Becomes less of an asshole? That’s an Hollywood film, Mac. Every guy’s dream.”

[Frozenballz @Frozenbawz]

My Batwoman Banshee Prime in @PlayWarframe

[mono @mono_twt07]

My mom: "Maybe you're a late bloomer"
My body hanging in the ceiling 3 weeks from now:

[JHON @musoverao]

estou em dúvida se devo fumar um cigarro me masturbar ou me suicidar

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

indisputably the worst thing to ever happen to the Pentagon

[塞思·麦克法兰 @XxEM0CL0PL0RDxX]

foids really expect men in 2026 to chase them instead of jacking off and abusing substances and killing themselves

[Stanley KUBARK @Falcon87456]

no reason to play this on PC tbh
you're supposed to play it in the too-hot room of a friend whose parents are screaming about financial problems outside while the both of you just ignore it

[fivegarret @fivegarret5]

the artist who drew this is a liar

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

How it feels to drive drunk during the day before police are looking for DUIs

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Oh Shit, a Rat (2019)

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

snapchat me that pussy

or facetime me that pussy if it’s coo

[WaffleTime @itiswaffletime]

How the Goblin Tinkerer looks at me after reforging my Terraspark Boots to Crusty for 49 platinum

[Zero @once_spoken]

Wish I was here garchomp so she would put me in a ball and command me around and shit

[Mina Cream @minaqueenu]

Cynthia

[Zero @once_spoken]

Frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog rn

[Mina Cream @minaqueenu]

Cynthia

[Zero @once_spoken]

Once a day and twice on Sundays

[Archa @archapxl]

Dryad #terraria

[einsatzgroyper @dnb_warrior]

i dont give a shit if she was my blood related sister i would fuck the shit out of this

[You're a colourful bunch. @kNattieP]

"Rockstar is objectively the greatest game studio of all time."

The same game studio that's been milking the fuck outta ONE SINGLE GAME for DECADES???

ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT!

[Diptip🪽 @Diptipper]

Who the fuck is the genius in Bethesda who decided it's a good idea to update a fucking 15 years old game which breaks all the mods, knowing that the fucking game is alive only because people uses mods.

[ellie! @cabbitmoder]

having my face forced in her hairy musty armpits