andrea maría

hola qué tal soy el chico de las poesías tu fiel admirador

[andrea maría @oncelunaress]

No hay poema que nos salve del dolor que la soledad deja en alguna parte del cuerpo.

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

Their mothers weren't stupid, and you're still complicit.

[Frannyfanny @proud_penelope]

A professor of mine would say some version of this. “Your parents loved you, but did they delight in you?” Did their face light up when you walked into a room? Could they enjoy your emerging subjectivity, enough that you remember the feeling of being deeply loved, just because?

[flower beard guy aka the professional shagger @StevyTweets]

This one right here is absolutely had me in tears

[Jessicunt @jessicnnt]

this is what intimacy is about to me, the literal phenomenon of remembering ppl in ways they’ve forgotten themselves

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Is this real?

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Not a lot going on at the moment.

[andrea maría @oncelunaress]

@aescalpz Te mando un abrazo ❤️❤️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 (mejor dos)

[Dr Ana M @OnNegation]

Freud circa 1897:

[buerix ★ @buerabuerabuera]

conrad finalmente fue feliz pero no sin antes pasarla un poco para el ojete como para no perder la costumbre

[andrea maría @oncelunaress]

yo en la bolívar

[José Javier Gálvez @Galvez___]

quién sufrió más yo en san cristóbal o yo en el periférico o yo en liberación o yo en la zona 10 o yo en

[Mayra Arena @ArenaMayraok]

mi verdulera es de esas personas que contestan todo de forma literal, pido tomate me dice «redondo o perita» le digo «redondo puede ser?» y me dice «si no pudiera ser no te lo preguntaba» le digo «puedo llevar estos ajos?» «y por qué no podrías?» jsdjjdjf loca dejame pasar unaaa

[ℳ ❤︎ @b8nrad]

“i should be memorizing the cardiovascular system… but i’d rather be writing you” What a fucking nerd (this line would work on me)

[bren | mourning outlander ❤️‍🩹 @itbgal]

adam fisher is an asshole but his comedic timing is impeccable

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

God inventing millipedes:

[andrea maría @oncelunaress]

EL AISLAMIENTO NO ES SELF CARE. NECESITAMOS COMUNIDAD POR FAVOR POR FAVOR. PERDONEN A SU EX MEJOR AMIGA POR SER PERSONA. VAYAN AL EVENTO ABURRIDO. PÍDANLE AZÚCAR AL VECINO. VENDA. MANUALIDADES EN SU COLONIA.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

@evans_cn A matter of opinion, but one interesting note is that—in a recent scandal of AbEx forgeries—Pollock was the only artist that couldn't be forged effectively. Rothko and Motherwell were easily forged, but all of the fake Pollock's were fairly obviously "off" to an informed eye.

[⸆⸉ 💌 @swiftieholicx]

Remember when Taylor Swift said this:

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

yo twitteando cosas sin tener seguidores