Suzanna

Historian. Writer. Reader. Board gamer. Nerd. Dog lover. Wanderer. Married, w/dogs. She/her.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@sarahmaclean I want to write a LotR saga, but with kickass ladies, high jinks, and the heroine getting to do jello shots off the sexy sexy clavicles of a whole string of beaux.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@KikiAimerito Maybe she's correcting the rest of us?

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@FatedMates But do I NEED 10.000 cutie honey push pins for my storyboard? I'm going to need a bigger board...

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

Hey girl are you American health insurance, cause I can’t understand or afford you

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@transscribe More people need to hurry up and fall out of the middle class so they can work that kitchen line!

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@PonchoRebound Get it, cut the design off, put it on a big boy shirt. Piece of cake.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@KikiAimerito I suppose we will never feel old enough to say last goodbyes, or maybe with age will come the wisdom to make it more bearable. Now, we are far too young to do so with good grace, & your brave insistence on focusing on her light does you both credit. She had good taste in friends.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

We can banish the last lingering vestiges of puritanism in our culture by rejecting the lie that fantasy and fiction are wastes of time. Stories of ghosts, witches and magic enrich the soul. Read a book to own a pilgrim.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@TessaDare My little mom insists the best reason to dress up, etc is to enjoy it for yourself, so by her philosophy, you're just self-affirming. Also, red eyeshadow? In what universe could that be wrong??

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@KikiAimerito I did not. And now I do. Subbed and downloaded!

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

Words fail me.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@KikiAimerito Le yikes. Strength, sparkly warrioress.

[Tales of Britain @TalesofBritain]

Brother Bernard is so missing telling our stories live, but at least folk are loving the first volume of Tales of Britain on Audible, and the book’s still out there too! #FolkloreThursday @FolkloreThurs @unbounders #NationalStorytellingWeek https://t.co/wNTfZZzjxw 🐉📚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@TalesofBritain @FolkloreThurs @unbounders Brilliant. Instabought it just now. I very much look forward to hearing this in The Voice of Jem, rather than the Affable English Bloke what lives in my head. #BookTwitter

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

First thing I saw today: vid of DT sadly leaving WH. Breakfasting on sweet, sweet schadenfreude. It stays crispy in milk. #Inauguration2021

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@TessaDare God's teeth, woman. That's good internet. Brava!

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

I did one Google search looking for the Mr. Weebl song about owls hating Simon Cowell and 10 minutes later my Instagram feed is full of cool pictures of owls and I'm sure that's perfectly fine.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

Happy Christmas, y'all.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@UrsulaV REM Automatic for the People for me. Unless it's some advanced hardcore pining, in which case, The Cure, Wish, specifically Pictures of You on repeat. Though by 20, I was more defiant badass heartbreaker than heartbroken, usually. I am also 43, obvs.

[Suzanna @oncemoretotable]

@borderlinemom8 I've read that when you run over a wombat (where it's between tires, not under) it jumps straight up just when your car is over it, & can wreck your engine. I have some logistical questions, but have never checked the veracity of the claim, bc I want it to be true. Hang in there.