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a comedian going thru it but also getting after it

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“That’s funny” I say with a straight face and dead soul

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@TheOnlyHDB I’d like to think the kite itself is sad and you are flying it to help it feel happy

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@graclynne14 “changing strategy” is a weird way to say “fired everyone”

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@BangBang_Bart hope you had a great day on this day of no importance

[Trey (the son, 301) @ChooChooTreyn]

I love when things are troughs. Sink trough? Let’s let our filth marinate. Piss trough? Our community grows stronger. Everyday we come closer to the pigs, and we are better for it

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FUCK I forgot

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and they were roommates

[bellə @bellabubsabsua]

I’ve seen @onceuponabailey’s boobs more than I haven’t recently

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@bellabubsabsua every day

[delia @delia_cai]

me (not handling things) to my friend (also not handling things): I think you handled it perfectly

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pigeons ARE beautiful

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i’m walking into a situation that has a 95% chance of hurting my feelings and 5% chance of being the best thing to ever happen to me

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ouf got “buddy’d” tonight

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not even who says by selena gomez and the scene can save me now

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can you imagine fucking someone named jarret? ooooo yeah jarreT

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and for the first day of pride, I shall be attending the Empire Strips Back, the Star Wars Burlesque show

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she's the man is GREAT cinema

[Daily Union Elections @UnionElections]

23 actors and servers at Meme Juice Productions in Chicago, Illinois are unionizing with @ActorsEquity.

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@cecilia_iole @ChooChooTreyn I’ll do it

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how honest can i be on twitter these days?

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can we get a can of redbull for the table

[Bang Bang Bart @BangBang_Bart]

is there a Mrs pibb? 😏