Once Upon A Betch

She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.

[Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch]

Why did no one tell me about a magical period tracker? Now I can plan froyo craving in advance 🙌 @clue #notanad

[Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch]

How did people remember birthdays before Facebook?

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

One of my best qualities is the ability to hold a grudge for 12 years.

[Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch]

One of the greatest mysteries in my world is how I can constantly shed so much hair and yet not be bald

[ali waller @imaliwaller]

How much time has to pass before it's cool to unfollow your friends' exes on Instagram?

[Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch]

Searching for the spotify playlist "songs that actually make me get off my ass and clean my room"

[Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch]

What if cab drivers could see everything I'm texting about them while I'm in their cab....💀

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Girls on the morning of January 1st

https://t.co/rcVMHqYg8Z

[Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch]

So many sparky snapchat stories to watch, so little phone battery.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

[Once Upon A Betch @OnceUponABetch]

I have yet to be sober in 2016.