Mulva

Change those, bang those, same old, same old.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

I can't explain it, but I can do a way better Tom Waits impression after a McDonald's breakfast sandwich.

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

They did that 🤝🏾

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

@Kiefer_on_Keys I have watched your tiny desk three times in a row. So grateful that I’ve been able to see you play in Vancouver twice. Your music is incredibly moving and I may break my neck listening to it one day. Thanks for all the music!

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

Surely the laws of physics can inform us of a degree of curvature that limits urinal splash-back. For fuck sakes.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

@mylessauer Just think of all the time you’re saving!

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

Can we please fire Reggie Miller and bring back Jeff van Gundy? Please!

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

Going to go out in a limb here: the McRib is gross.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

You don’t run into your neighbours until you’re taking your mouldy shower liner out to the trash.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

Few things get my adrenaline going like a number 2 at work.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

Keratin management is a full time job, bruh.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

Imagine if pornhub did a holiday wrapped?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The top comment on the YouTube video for the water level music from Donkey Kong Country.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

@Kiefer_on_Keys amazing show last night! Any chance there will be some It’s Ok, B U T-shirts size L available to be purchased online?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Patrick Mahomes demonstrating the importance of commas tonight after the Aaron Rodgers injury.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

One of my fave things is going to the top of the TL and reading all the reaction tweets and hen trying to figure out what happened before getting to informative tweets.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

In 2024 let’s bring back the bag people at the grocery store.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

@Kiefer_on_Keys FUCK YES!!

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

This, and this precisely, is why Japan is great. This is a 7-11 bathroom. We need to do better.

[Mulva @oncewasazoo]

Been in Japan for 4 days and can say with confidence that they have mastered everything except napkins.

[Chris Wozniak @wlohaty]

The quintessential Marcus Smart photo

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Number one rule of being a wrestling heel is NEVER break character. Never.

This is a disaster!