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http://t.co/2TnzBBx1sH I killed someone with kindness today. Blood EVERYWHERE.

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http://t.co/QOGrCH4hrh Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes.

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http://t.co/6Tsj7I3PIv This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo.

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http://t.co/YUO6qbCkAC Asked for "change for a dollar" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar.

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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire. http://t.co/zRKRoyic9C

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When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it. http://t.co/68o5UzGr8o

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http://t.co/5aA5Y1nZK6 "Bitches ain't shit" - Saint Valentine's last words.

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http://t.co/mDGhmbFKrA My brain keeps singing songs I don't even like.

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Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/7ZDM57XMR5

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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/TvVEp4yHrT

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http://t.co/0OmLfRTbJl I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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http://t.co/OLSRd6gV8b Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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Saw a coworker washing a banana in the sink and wondering what she did with it. http://t.co/Do0n01Bv

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http://t.co/uWSrdQ5X Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all.

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http://t.co/kfmoaCmi Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back.

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90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it. http://t.co/eRBch7Gt

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http://t.co/I56hiLwM Haven't tweeted lately because I'm really absorbed by this Bounty paper towel.

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http://t.co/tPMwV8ZK My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy.

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