Eiros

Certified MDI, loves microbiology, epidemiology, travel, food, photography, feminism, and glitter. Fighting crime and cuddling with giant dogs

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

This movie made eye contact with me. Last and First Men (2020)

[Stacie @StayCeeS]

Some guy on reddit spent over 1000 words arguing that ADHD and other neurodivergent conditions excuse using slurs.
Enough people responded "shut the fuck up, racist" and he deleted his whole account.
It really is that simple sometimes.
Tell a racist to shut the fuck up today.

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

@tpwky @theedubs I remember Bunnicula! Also the owner of a primitive dog breed originally bred to hunt small mammals, the myxomatosis episode was super interesting!!

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

@StayCeeS Hot yoga is the only sport that’s ever made me vomit. Anyone who thinks it is sexy is doing it wrong

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

@MBMBaM I just gotta say, “Crisp Disk” did not get enough attention on this week’s episode. I burst out laughing so loudly @JustinMcElroy

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

@travismcelroy you’re telling me that I, an owner of three big dogs, can get a three-headed big dog pin AND support reproductive healthcare AT THE SAME TIME?! #twentybigdogrun #MBMBaM #20bigdogrun

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

@hacuubii1 Yay! My zodiac

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

New episode of This Podcast Will Kill You @tpwky: “yayy!”
Crossover with Matt from In Defense of Plants @indfnsofplnts : “YAAAAaAaAsSSsSs!!!!!!!!”

[zellie @zellieimani]

Scary.

Armed white bikers showed up at a Colorado Springs Police protest and pulled their weapons on the crowd.

White nationalists are a threat to us all.

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

@BIGGBYCOFFEE guys what’s this in my soy Wild Zebra? Not the first time I’ve seen weird floating rectanglular chunks in my coffee. Seriously grossing me out.

[LeahNTorres.bsky.social @LeahNTorres]

Every👏🏻pregnancy👏🏻carries👏🏻risk👏🏻of👏🏻death👏🏻

It’s like saying “We’re making chemo therapy illegal for people who have cancer with the exception of saving the person’s life.”

Your “exceptions” are, in fact.... THE👏🏻RULE👏🏻

[Stacie @StayCeeS]

Things to remember today:
•Sandra Bland should still be alive. Say her name.
•Amazon workers are striking to protest working conditions. Do not cross the line.
•Amazon colludes with ICE and DHS to use facial recognition against immigrants. Fuck Amazon.

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I’m single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don’t hate who also hates people but doesn’t hate me.

[B. @Ticklemelili]

So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭

[Eiros @oncoming__storm]

BAHAHA @SwordAndScale podcast dead because host is a problematic douche. He cries “censorship” and “free speech” no actually we just don’t want to listen to you so #byefelipe

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

when I say something and a baby repeats it

[Audrey Porne of the Dead @AudreyPorne]

women aren't weak. I discreetly waxed my ankles during a phone interview once and didn't drop one hint. you think this shit is a game? I'll eat your husband.

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

Me, to myself: Okay, just be cool, don't say anything weird

Any woman: *says something that makes me laugh*

Me, out loud: THAT'S HILARIOUS WE SHOULD BE SISTER WIVES BUT WITHOUT THE HUSBAND