Oncoming Train 💙💙💛

The light at the end of the tunnel. An experiment in relevance. All views unwelcome. Not from Malawi. Not on Facebook. You lucky people. Self checkout everytime

[Genna Bain ☁️🐰 @GennaBain]

My late husband @Totalbiscuit being mentioned in a monetized lazy listicle video by @WatchMojo called "10 YouTubers Who Made Videos When They Knew They Were Dying" is tasteless enough. Plugging their AI slop music project in it as well? Unforgiveable. You should be ashamed.

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

In the Scots language the word 'google' means 'To Decieve' - thanks to the power of generative AI the translation is now appropriate.
And before you start suggesting Bing. In Scots a 'bing' is a spoil heap, a pile of discarded low value dirt. The leftovers you don't want.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Blimey! What 'the Jews' did???? Is that supposed to include me? No thanks.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

In memory of Adam Nathaniel Yauch, aka MCA 🖤

The American rapper, singer, songwriter, musician, and founding member of the hardcore punk/hip-hop group Beastie Boys passed away on May 4, 2012, in New York City.

#punk #punkrock #hardcorepunk #MCA #beastieboys #punkrockhistory #otd

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry.

Do your thing internet.

https://t.co/kZz1cXBtz3

[PlaydateJP @PlaydateJP]

世界が待ち望んだ『Office Chair Curling』がついに登場！https://t.co/ct7wRKzQdk

[The Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone]

Is forcing dominant websites such as Deutsche Bahn's https://t.co/aOmR7OY7Wl to show competitors' trains always a good thing?
It can make things very hard for passengers, here's why...

[AmusedToDeath @AmusedToDeath1]

in 1982 Titanic survivor Ruth Becker was giving an interview where she stated the ship broke in two. The treasurer of the Titanic Historical Society actually took the microphone away from her and said she had been mistaken. 3 years later they found the wreck broken in 2

[JPL @jplsongs]

I proved my royalty data contradicted itself.

@APRAAMCOS had sent a disclaimer with my royalty data, admitting it might not accurately reflect what I was actually paid.

So I analysed it.

111,977 exact duplicate rows. The same song showing identical play counts across multiple streaming platforms simultaneously — statistically impossible if it represents real usage.

Hundreds of unexplained negative entries. Zero explanation.

I sent them a full forensic report. Every anomaly documented.

Their response: this is the best we can do.

If your collecting society can send you self-processed data they’ve already flagged as unreliable — and face no obligation to correct it — no artist anywhere can verify what they’ve been paid.

APRA AMCOS. GEMA. PRS. SOCAN. SESAC. SACEM. ASCAP. BMI. BUMA STEMRA. SUISA. SIAE. CMRRA. Among many others…

IT’S ALL THE SAME NETWORK RELYING ON OPACITY TO SURVIVE

Our music. Their numbers. No proof required.

More is coming. Stay close.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I am currently at Walter Reed Hospital waiting.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-The Devil

[Robin Rimbaud - Scanner @robinrimbaud]

This looks great, out later this year, the illustrated story of electronic sound, from WWI to the AI-enabled future

[JPL @jplsongs]

I am the first artist to force disclosure of my royalty data globally using article 15 of the GDPR, what I found out shocked me. The music industry is broken

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Tesco can fuck off with their little tokens to vote for which local good cause will be funded. You made several billions of profit last year, just give all three the money you bastards.

[Robin Rimbaud - Scanner @robinrimbaud]

Captured at Synth East last month in Norwich, a live improvisation with the legendary Gaz Williams which brought the room to an eerie silence.

https://t.co/pvT3S7Um9S

[Edward Henry KC @edwardhenry1]

My dear client. He sat beside me when I told his story to the Inquiry. I feel numb at his passing. He suffered so much and endured tremendous grief. He was stoical but marked by tragedy. Those malignants who put him through all this are beneath contempt.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Next time there's a royal grieving event, someone needs to put an air tag in the teddy bear they leave outside the palace so we can see the direct route all this shit takes to the rubbish dump.