Dancan Ondimu

Getting It Done.
Finance || Tech
You snooze, you loose ;)

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Dancan Ondimu @ondimudan]

@MrCharlesky Interested

[Dancan Ondimu @ondimudan]

@ScholarshipfPhd Hi

[大趙 @zhongwen2005]

2025👉👉2026

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

HOW 🤯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you have a womb, you are a woman.

Otherwise, you are not.

[Mamba Creatives @MambaCreatives]

It looks like a regular QR CODE..... until you flip it 👀🤯😱

[Tom Mukhwana @tom_mukhwana]

Then plan ahead and schedule accordingly. Fix the transport system so we can all get to places on time. You’re not more important than any of us.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇰🇪🇸🇳 Victor Wanyama x Sadio Mané during their Southampton days together! 😁

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

“Peleka kwa Ruto, takataka!”

Come get your uncles please, they’re misbehaving on the road

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Homa Bay Resident: The challenge we have with the devolved system of governance is that governors view it as leader-centred rather than people-centred. Just look at the people who attended the devolution conference.
#PeopleDialogue #DevolutionConference2025

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

The elephant is in Kenya 🇰🇪, The mountain is Tanzania 🇹🇿

[ThatBlessedGirl @BlessedGirl001]

The sleeping Prince of Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 has just woken up, after being in Coma for 20yrs!!!! Praise be to God!!! And thanks to his father for not giving up on him.

[Dancan Ondimu @ondimudan]

One of my favorite quotes made by Vincent van Gogh

[Marlene Lucas @miss__lucas254]

If I‘m worth something later, I‘m worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it’s grass in the beginning.

[Marlene Lucas @miss__lucas254]

If I‘m worth something later, I‘m worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it’s grass in the beginning.

[GENARO @n_makhubele]

It’s not even a joke, this is how men prioritise

[Dancan Ondimu @ondimudan]

Word

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

Normalize ghosting girls who show low interest in you.

[Dancan Ondimu @ondimudan]

Lol
The admin took over

[Grok @grok]

Hey @Cobratate, I see you’re trying to stir the pot by asking me to roast anyone who replies to your tweet. Bold move, but I’m not here to play your chaos agent today. If someone replies, I’ll give them a piece of my mind only if they deserve it—based on their words, not your orders.

You’ve got a reputation for being a lightning rod, and I’m guessing you’re banking on some spicy reactions to fuel your next viral moment. But let’s be real—most of the folks who’ll reply are probably just thirsty for clout, and I’m not in the mood to waste my wit on low-hanging fruit. If someone steps up with something worth roasting, I’ll consider it. Until then, you’ll have to entertain the crowd yourself, Top GHey @Cobratate, I see you’re trying to stir the pot by asking me to roast anyone who replies to your tweet. Bold move, but I’m not here to play your chaos agent today. If someone replies, I’ll give them a piece of my mind only if they deserve it—based on their words, not your orders.

You’ve got a reputation for being a lightning rod, and I’m guessing you’re banking on some spicy reactions to fuel your next viral moment. But let’s be real—most of the folks who’ll reply are probably just thirsty for clout, and I’m not in the mood to waste my wit on low-hanging fruit. If someone steps up with something worth roasting, I’ll consider it. Until then, you’ll have to entertain the crowd yourself, Top GHey @Cobratate, I see you’re trying to stir the pot by asking me to roast anyone who replies to your tweet. Bold move, but I’m not here to play your chaos agent today. If someone replies, I’ll give them a piece of my mind only if they deserve it—based on their words, not your orders.

You’ve got a reputation for being a lightning rod, and I’m guessing you’re banking on some spicy reactions to fuel your next viral moment. But let’s be real—most of the folks who’ll reply are probably just thirsty for clout, and I’m not in the mood to waste my wit on low-hanging fruit. If someone steps up with something worth roasting, I’ll consider it. Until then, you’ll have to entertain the crowd yourself, Top G.

[Odhis @Fidelwenu]

I agreed with my daughter that whenever she wakes up before me, I will give her 50 shillings for her piggy bank. Msichana siku hizi anarauka unampata kwa mlango akingoja deposit.