Ondrajku

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@pan_klobouk DFensovi během Covidu mrdlo v kouli.
Od té doby je to protisystemový, konspirační web, plný nesmyslů.
Je to škoda.

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@weblog20 Michal koupil celé dealerství a bylo vyřešeno. 🫢

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@LeveredSteve Já vidim jiná čisla.
CAR v IYT vylezlo aktuálně na cca 4% rebalanc bude v červnu.
V XTN je teď jen 2.7% a jeste má nelikvidni opce.
Nárůst XTN je podlemě hlavně díky SAIA.
Já tedy sázim i na ty aerolinky, takze mam malinko jiný pohled.

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@LeveredSteve Pro mě je to zajímavá novinka hlavně to uvědomění si, eliminace rizik. Moc hezké.

[Nora Fridrichova @NoraFridrichova]

Prosimvas občani, nepomlouvejte vládu v živém vysílání!

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature This is amazing! (As usual, in your case. ) 🤣

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature Thank you! I am really curious, about.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@karel59198462 A jak jela, mašina?

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Priceless: Police in New York stops Macron's car, because the street is closed for Trump's convoy.

Macron calls Trump to allow him to pass, but Trump humiliates Macron and tells him to walk instead, which he does 🤣

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature Lovely! I really like your ability to catch such stuff!!

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature You are #1 Thank you!

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature Wow. This is Animal selection! Thx.

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature You are Animal! 👍

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature Thank you!

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@An1malByNature @MoonMarket_ Respect!

[Ondrajku @ondrajku]

@pennycheck Somehow cooked based on old investor presentations....

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Trump, Vance & others either have forgotten or never knew that Zelensky signed a ceasefire agreement with Putin in 2019. Three years later, Putin launched his full-scale invasion. So, signing another ceasefire with no security guarantees feels like suicide for Ukrainians.