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[Fibonacci @one1235813]

bout to change pharmacies this is silly

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@cvspharmacy why does your Lewisburg PA store never answer voicemails how tf am I supposed to contact them

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

When the news drops that you'll be back on the #F1 grid at the next race...

[Fibonacci @one1235813]

@HeyCisco I'm a Cisco partner and I've been unable to set up my SmartNet license for months now. I've reached out to standard support and licensing@, neither has been able to help. Who can I call to get this resolved?

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@mereeedithh I’m always tempted to reply with just a link to https://t.co/CkG3D5puu8

[Strong Towns @StrongTowns]

"The compact village pattern makes maximum use of existing public infrastructure, funding its maintenance with the taxes from a highly financially productive pattern of private development."

https://t.co/Nkmi7OTYcR

[Fibonacci @one1235813]

https://t.co/PaIXl3TEJB

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oh, what a surprise

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I enjoy a good time lapse

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cat

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Elon Musk does not have a Twitter account, anyone who claims to be the "real" Elon Musk is a fraud.

[Fibonacci @one1235813]

I should make a mastodon server

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I don't have the package yet (tomorrow is another day) but, for the first time ever, I am actually hopeful that @FedEx @FedExHelp will fix their misdelivery and maybe (???) even fix the root cause. somebody there apparently started caring about CSAT scores. well done folks!

[Fibonacci @one1235813]

Credit where credit's due - I've complained plenty of times on here about @FedEx mis-delivering my packages, they just can't seem to get it right. But today, when I opened the tracking page to do the usual "you lost my house again" form, things were much-improved:

[Fibonacci @one1235813]

confirmed my info, apologized, called the driver, called me back, found the issue (package was delivered to Oak St instead of Oak Aly (not the real street name)), then coordinated with the driver to try to retrieve the package tomorrow

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This just in: new research shows that cats know when you’re trying to take a photo of them, and they often wait until just before you take the photo to suddenly get the zoomies.

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Texas fucking sucks

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@PaymoneyWubby Yo hello fresh is the cat’s pyjamas

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Kombucha is fucking gross, why anyone would drink straight up vinegar is beyond me