mk

hi I’m Paul 👁👁👁

[mk @one800biotch]

@ceiaraaaa_xo LMFAO WTF IM IMAGINING THE HORROR YOU MUSTVE FELT HOW IN THE HELL

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

new rule: you only have to work between the hours of ur height. I'm 5'6'', so I only work from 5-6pm

[mk @one800biotch]

no thoughts just The Weeknd making me mushroom tea

[mk @one800biotch]

UNITED STATES OF BIEBER LMFAO

[Laura Mulcahy @LauraMulch]

what if we kissed on the jairs

[mk @one800biotch]

i want it alllllll

AND I WANT IT NOWWW

[DUDA @saintdemie]

shirley maclaine in "what a way to go!" (1964)

[mk @one800biotch]

@mabbyxo oh stop it don’t make me blush

[Jalisa Danielle, Astrologer | ♒️ ♐️♏️ @JalisaDanielle_]

Like…we really gotta pay EXTRA to NOT have poison in our food…

That’s crazy.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Love the feed today

[Stream Don’t Leave Me On The Dancefloor @Neil_McNeil]

Not Wordle, just the rainbow studded belt from Hot Topic I wore in high school
🟥⬛️🟧⬛️🟨⬛️🟩⬛️🟦⬛️🟪⬛️
⬛️🟥⬛️🟧⬛️🟨⬛️🟩⬛️🟦⬛️🟪

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

The only good feeling left is when you’re eating an amazing sandwich and you still have another half left

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

I used to accidentally repeat stories to my friends a lot but now I just say “I think I’ve already told you this” and say it again anyway

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

When I was a kid, I was really looking forward to conga lines being a significant part of my adult social life. What a disappointment.