Matt Q

I block anyone that follows me.

[Matt Q @one9zero4]

@samtripoli It’s crazy that Sam T actually got funnier since retiring from comedy (not in a ha-ha way). Also, this is a sad and hilarious plea to Ari Shaffir in hopes he feels bad and brings lil’ Sammy on the road with him. Absolute cinema.

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@Scarletkoito111 I’ll think about it and get black to you.

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@MikeHotDogMayor My buddy was a money ball draft pick and I was passing through Modesto back then and caught a M A’s game and partied with those guys late night. That town fucking loved those guys.

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@elonmusk I’ll take “Things the guy that owns twitter has never heard from any of his kids” for $500, Alex.

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@TrumpTruthOnX

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@RepJackKimble My mom walked in on me “voting in San Recto” one time and I was all, “Don’t you know how to knock?!?!?!”

Luckily I hadn’t SPratted in my sock just yet.

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

.@HunterBiden I’m a talk show host in New York City. I’d love to hear your story.

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@DSmithShow I’ma be so mad if this is a stolen tweet.

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@WelshFriar The museums are great. If you play music, like music, or even ever heard music,…Musical Instrument Museum.

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@JMerrillMadness Your mom.

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@Hunter_Eagleman Bruh, those dudes are suckin’ off other dudes at the Y-M-C-A. Like, aggressively.

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@thestevenwoods @MLB His interpreter right now.

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@stevebyrnelive You should tell both of them that way no one will laugh. Only seems fair.

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@nutting_hostage @notgaetti San Diego Padres legend Luscious Luke Easter?!?! A movie needs to be made about him. Was the biggest star in the west during his Padres days. News reports from Seattle to San Diego about overflow crowds coming to see him. PCL almost collapsed when he got called up to Cleveland.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Aussie
Aussie
Aussie

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@MLB @SFGiants @Padres That game was bananas!

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@DerekDiesner @R_Thompson15 @POTUS At eff bee eye! Check this guy’s hard drive.

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@JimmysSeafood It’s wild that they let an absolute cunt take over the handle. What a fucking dork.

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@acnewsitics Ron Howard Narrator Voice: Yes, they are.

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@Padres …but I couldn’t see nuthin’. Slo-mo next time, please.