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I am thinking of a real number between e and pi

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Have you paid your dues?

[Jack Burton @jackburtonbot]

Yessir, the check is in the mail.

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@CVecchioFX Sunday night intervention on the table

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@onlythegreeks this is the way

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@jschultzf3 Feels like a red tie day to me, but what do I know. Inversing me is probably 67% POP

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Should I tweet more?

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That's great! It starts with an earthquake

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It's been a week and a half and nobody sent any jokes. I haven't actually been here since the previous tweet so apologies if I missed yours.

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I guess I'm back here. This must be what rock-bottom feels like. Anyways, what did I miss? Any good jokes? I could use a laugh

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I just changed my email signature to "if you don't care or have time that's fine. Have a great day"

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How it started: How it's going:

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beware those who want to talk about reigning in debt only when social programs or assistance to workers are at stake and never bring it up when military spending or corporate/wallst. handouts are under consideration

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

If we don’t start taking on the debt right now, then the situation will only get worse. This is a crisis that doesn’t stand still. Either it’s moving in the right direction or the wrong direction. The decisions we’ll have to make will only get harder with time.

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Abolish ICE.

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@Devoya I knew what you meant. and you still easily make it into the 95th percentile for literacy on this site

[Newtown Action Alliance ❌👑 @NewtownAction]

RT if you hate the NRA

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First gif from the year of my birth. this one really landed because of all my super friends who have been coming through for me in huge ways lately

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shoutout to the staff of @FCPL Fresno County Library! you guys are awesome and performing an invaluable service to the community. while I miss walking through the stacks, your current protocols are excellent

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Legalize marijuana nationwide and expunge records for cannabis-related offenses.

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Person. Crime. Lawyer. Indictment. Jailcell.

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Clean water is a human right.
https://t.co/NgNi9Utc4V

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@MattGertz WTAF