Marty

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@DetvrsEverybody His focus is on whatever pointless celebration he’s going to do after the play.

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@C_Money_Engels @LeVeonBell 2 guys threw them

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@Dammit_Sarah79 @FedEx It’s been a week. Surely @FedEx has reached back out to you by now …

[Dr Hamish J OR Sarah @Dammit_Sarah79]

TFW a @FedEx truck does a hit & run on you on the interstate & then seemingly ghosts you after saying they will be in contact. It’s like 2 hit & runs for the trauma of 1.

Legit had a nightmare of being smashed on I-80 & woke up thrashing & cut my face. #hitandrun #traumatized

[Marty @one_eye_love]

Unbelievable …

[Dr Hamish J OR Sarah @Dammit_Sarah79]

On the way to my oncologist and got to experience a hit and run by a @FedEx truck on the interstate … so that really just makes this day the absolute worst! Driver NASCAR’d into the farthest lane from us and just kept waving, got it on video. What a shit day. Off to ER/UC😭

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@Dammit_Sarah79 @FedEx I sure hope @FedEx followed up and took care of this

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@clairvoyant_mr @derrickpearson @cheetah @damonbenning @IsaiahMcMorris3 @937TheTicket @acdavisco @ChrisRaff7 @Vrz51 @mrhulespaddle @CoachMattRhule @HuskerFBNation @nick_sehnert What was Nick’s time? I predicted you’d beat him by 5-10 seconds

[Marty @one_eye_love]

Welcoming the newest member of our family, Lincoln Osiris (Link). I just hope @RobertDowneyJr approves!

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

With the 253rd pick in the NFL draft, the LA Rams select “Dodgers Security dude, linebacker”

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@nick_sehnert Tip EVERYONE

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@DetLionBlood It’s James Mitchell time!

[John Canzano @johncanzanobft]

This… beats anything sports has given us in a while:

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

I think I just became a Lions fan

[Marty @one_eye_love]

While we argued about it, she got frustrated and went tubing with her sister.

[Marty @one_eye_love]

My girlfriend, @Dammit_Sarah79 had a dream last night that she was friends with @ChrisEvans and he invited her to go on set with her. She brought me and I fell asleep. Chris gifted me a shield which he ended up wanting back after he found out I fell asleep.

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@mikejschaefer Covered him the whole way and still spell his name wrong

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@Dammit_Sarah79 @AppleTV @BenStiller Holy shit!!! Did @BenStiller just like your post? How are you not bragging about this?

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@DetLionBlood Lol@assistant to the head coach. Next ... Matt Patricia workspace.

[Marty @one_eye_love]

@StaffordWRLD I only hope things go bad so those first round picks are better. But will always be a fan of Stafford.