Karfin Kunkuuru

Engineer | Unpaid Sports Analyst | In a bitter relationship with @ManUtd

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Manchester United wants to kill me but i promise i won’t die. I will live to see the backs of all these players.
The only damage they can do to me is make me bald.

The sun will rise again at OT

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Vivell or Vitek or whoever the fuck you are in charge of transfers at Carrington please sign this boy. I will show you how to use him

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Myles Lewis-Skelly has been offered to Manchester United and Chelsea.

Not a new link with either club, but fresh contact with both following the arrival of Bruno Guimaraes, as @BobbyVincentFL and @TomCantonMedia called.

Arsenal rewarded Lewis-Skelly with a new deal last summer.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[YFM ACCRA @Y1079FM]

Tell us on #RyseNShyne with @iambrownberry x #selector1996

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

I need this boy at United. Very versatile player, can play both RB and LB and contribute as CM

[Bobby Vincent @BobbyVincentFL]

🚨 Excl: Myles Lewis-Skelly has been offered to #CFC following Arsenal's signing of Bruno Guimaraes. No indication yet on whether Chelsea will make a move but 19yo has long-term interest from Blues. Full story w/ @TomCantonMedia 🔵 https://t.co/mkt1O2DVoo

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

North korea is calling

[lonlee @THEOCTOPUS_1]

When we told Jordan Ayew to play well at the World Cup, he thought we didn’t like him. Now he’s a free agent and no team wants to sign him 😭

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

If i ever hit one im slaughtering that shit and bringing it straight home to the freezer

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Good craftsmanship but id never advise anyone to repair a structurally broken part. You are putting your life at risk

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

WOW!!

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

SASO26

[Nickyy 😔 @Replay_remix]

a friend of mine is getting married later this year and she needs help finding a wedding abbreviation for "SALMA and SOLOMON 2026"

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Hhhmmmm

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Hola.

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

If I mistakenly do anything close to this at my job I won’t call myself an engineer by EOD. Enjoy chale

[willinill! @willinilli024]

It's exciting to see engineers creating contents, this is the real flex, not the olodo uprising people...

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Let the kid enjoy his life in peace

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Marcus Rashford has been spotted enjoying his post-World Cup holiday in St. Tropez aboard a luxury yacht.

The Manchester United forward was seen wearing a £23,000 Hublot Square Bang Unico watch, Louis Vuitton trainers and a silver chain reading "Home is where the heart is.

— @TheSun

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Is he a box crasher? If so that profile is absolutely needed at OT. Can he be molded into JB lite?

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Why does Carrington keep producing these McTominay prototype midfielders? You watch Fletcher and you see McTominay ffs 😭

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

@ObedientAnkrah Beautiful beautiful beautiful

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

😭😭😭

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

I k*** ** s***** ***** ** t****

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

First manager to get sacked before preseason ends…. Loading

We told you he was terrible and you wanted to see for yourself. Here you go

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: RUBEN AMORIM IS FREAKING OUT!

HE HAS NOT WON A SINGLE PRE-SEASON GAME SO FAR, AND NOW HE IS LOSING 3-0 TO CHELSEA!

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

I told u guys to sell him. He’s out for another 6 months

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mason Mount has left the pitch INJURED after 20 minutes.

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Is this trolling?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool agree loan deal to sign Ronald Araujo from Barcelona, HERE WE GO! 🇺🇾

Verbal agreement club to club with Barça now approved by director Deco.

New centre back for #LFC with a surprise bomba.

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Kelewele sellers

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

What has gradually disappeared over the last 10 years without people really noticing?

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

My beef with him ends once he becomes a red devil

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨💣 BREAKING: REAL MADRID HAVE AGREED TO LOAN ENDRICK TO A PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB. @Ramon_AlvarezMM

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

It’s a Nigerian man fetish atp

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

“I spent seven years wooing my wife before she finally agreed to date me. The first time I spoke with her, she didn’t even respond to me. She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”

- Nigeria man shares his love story.

[Karfin Kunkuuru @one_gida]

Times have really changed. If there is no chemistry from start then forget about even trying

[Global🇳🇬 @okeyjames]

@Ayoelesho This used to be a thing of pride in the last generation. Now, you go just look like mumu as you dey talk.