Juan

Ejerciendo mi derecho a tuitear y ser tuiteado | 27 | 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 | he/him

[Juan @one_man_well]

Sabes que eres un pensador crítico (o un idiota) cuando no compartes la opinión popular de internet

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[Ana🎰x~🇲🇽(Hank’s husband) @Ana_Quack]

yo ahora que ya no hay México en el mundial:

[checoflan🇲🇽ᶻ @rainberryways]

otaku x güero fresa

[𝙀𝙡 𝙎𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙮 𝙃𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙 @eleseguey]

Ya llegaron los ingleses a México, escondan todos los objetos con valor cultural e histórico y encierren a Aleks Syntek para que no moleste a los cute british boys

[Pokémon LATAM @Pokemonlatam]

¡Qué victoria histórica! ¡Viva México! 🇲🇽🎉

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[۟ @biondcd]

spill olivia

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[Charli @charli_xcx]

maggots for brains is so good

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[buddy |🔻 ( TADC 9 SPOILERS ) @snailsandbugsss]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

Dedicate it to black and queer voices

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg