This is the funniest thing Iโve seen on the internet.
Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputiesโฆ who found absolutely nothingโฆ broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missingโฆ and then they refused to pay for the damages.
So, like any reasonable rapper would doโฆ
He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.
And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollarsโฆ because they didnโt like being made fun of.
And Afromanโs response?
He dropped ANOTHER music video.
In his own words:
โUnconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.โ
They said his videos โridiculedโ themโฆ so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.
And the best part?
A jury basically saidโฆ yeahโฆ you donโt get to raid someoneโs home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
NGL I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY, โMAYBE YOU DONโT NEED MORE TIME TO HEAL, MAYBE YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOW YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM A DIFFERENT REALITY,โ AND YEAHโฆ IT ECHOED IN ME
75% of bitcoins code comes directly from Jeoffrey Epsteins investments.
-Weโve basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015.
I feel sick.
๐จ BREAKING: Terence Crawford has officially announced his retirement from boxing
"I'm stepping away from competition, not because I'm done fighting, but because I've won a different kind of battle. The one where you walk away on your own terms.
This isn't goodbye. It's just the end of one fight, and the beginning of another."
(via @terencecrawford)